/smg/ - Stock Market General

Man made market edition

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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what pattern is this

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What the fuck is NVIDIA?

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I like this image
It's a good image

bait for rich boomers that don't understand technology

A balanced portfolio of 99.06% SHOP

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What are we drinking tonight, lads

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I'm thinking beer.

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Pajeet was screaming to short Shop, so you went a ice cream by the evening but it all worked out. He was a good guy.

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Bull tears.

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NVDA bros oh no no nooooooooo

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I'd take that yoga class.

cyanide if NVDA keeps dumping

>GME
>AMC
>BB
>NOK
this did not age well

these posts haven’t aged well over the last 20 minutes
>tfw options market isn’t even open

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Kek I posted it based on the thumbnail

smooth brains think about the direction of the market day-to-day, the big brains look for opportunities to short volatility

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>Missed out on a free $10k because I had the gall to pay my debts
Fuck my life

No one gets rich by playing the obvious.
NVDA will go green tomorrow.

Yes begin the gamma squeeze downward, my 140p lotto weeklies finna print and people b seethin yall

My net-worth.

>NVDA
yeah I'm thinking steak or lobster tomorrow bobros.

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I'm watching it climb as I read this.

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In my time day trading I've found the biggest moves actually happen from the obvious because everyone thinks that way. People take profits too early or flip the other direction and get squeezed.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I guess I will have to find solace in a cheap RTX 3090

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Same. You're not alone.

Worse, you didn't just miss out on 10K. You missed out the opportunity cost of 10K, which could had made you a millionaire had you invested it in crypto 5 years ago.

I look forward to hearing bobo's cope tomorrow as NVDA goes green

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Save it friend,it's all yours

They literally blew their dick off in their gudiance and on the call. A $2 billion miss is no small thing
It keeps dropping

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SOXL customers you betroon yourselves

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How many times have you made money chasing what has already happened?
Everybody and their mother knows what NVDA's earnings are now.
Whatever it dumped was the dump.

shorting vix is priced in and not worth your time, premiums don't decay like other options

>-4.80%

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Bros,

Got 20k in the bank and my student loans are now nonexistent

What’s is a cool, sporty, reliable and easy to maintain car?

>t retard
Why do markets open at all and spend 23 hours a day on price discovery if all the moves happen instantly? What the fuck did I just read?

It's up from 163, ain't it?

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SOXL

This right here is the perfect reason Jpow is going to go bald eagle on Friday

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Golf R

>cool, sporty
>reliable and easy to maintain
pick one

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>What the fuck did I just read?
The truth.

>lemon dress
What the fuck was she thinking?
Yes i know it's a code for them,but still

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Just wait until retail can dump their bags tomorrow, you’re holding an extremely over priced stock that was basically the meme stock for boomers

>biz is fucking around with semis (again) instead of buying EQNR for the frozen Europe crisis
I’m trying to help you guys again, but like SIGA at $9, you wouldn’t listen. I bet you’ll buy my bags at $65.

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It just keeps going up after bottoming out at 163.
I think you missed the bus, fren.

You sir do not understand markets at all. Please stay away from risky financial instruments.

That used 5 year old Audi cost almost as much as my 2022 Honda HRV brand new.. and it probably smells like blunt wraps

>futures

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How do we capitalize on the emerging markets making their own brics currency? International bonds?

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I mean that’s pretty good for the miles

If the obvious made money we would all be rich.

>honda hrv
Yeah enjoy that CVT transmission,faggot

Except the difference is my car has appreciated in value with over 2x the miles and your new 2022 Honda depreciated instantly when you drove it off the lot

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I'm listening user

Ford fiesta, vw up

A miata

I have to sell SOXL calls tomorrow to make sure I pay my rent. What strike price and what date should I choose

Nigga Honda is the #1 brand for maintaining value. Stop telling zoomers to buy nigger cars

At least is holding support...

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If it's obvious someone will always be looking to fade the obvious move and it could go either way with the contrarians being run over in the process.

get a jap luxury car (acura, infiniti, lexus)

I do all my repairs myself and there's rarely anything more than routine maintenance.

ooh wait.... shieeeeeeeeeet

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Also Mazdas are alright. I'd say Mazdas are B- while Mazdas are A- or A. Had a Civic for 10 years, now a Mazda3, both used

it will probably be fine come morning honestly

Not the ones with cvt. And the new models obviously haven't been tested over the years.

>wait until it tanks 20% in a week
>sell covered calls at the bottom

This forum is shit

>I like RL. I think they are insulated from demand slowing at other retailers like TGT because rich people still spend money on nice things during a recession when middle/low class cut back spending

i dont think Ralph Lauren is "high-end." its for middle class people who want to think they are high end