ITT: The greatest unexplained mysteries of the Pokémon universe

ITT: The greatest unexplained mysteries of the Pokémon universe
Canonically, Slowbro and Slowking revert back to Slowpoke if the Turban is removed from them. However, what becomes of the Turban upon being removed from the Slowbro/king? Does it revert back to a Shellder? Or does it remain in its Turban form? If it's the latter, how come Turban isn't classified as a split-evo of Shellder? Why is it not officially recognized as its own Pokemon? Will Gamefreak ever rectify this incongruence?

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We know about it now so now Game Freak will never ever acknowledge it

It reverts back. Not even sure why you'd question that when an evolution can be undone by separating them.

Your fakemons aren't "unexplained mysteries"

Turban isn't recognized because it doesn't exist independently of Slowbro and Slowking.

It doesn't exist period. It's still just a Shellder.

Fuck off schizo

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No they're actually right. Shellder is directly named as the creature attached to Slowbro/Slowking, it simply adapts its shape to better feed on them rather than evolving or changing forms.

Turban clearly evolves with slowpoke tail.

Wait is shellder eating slowpoke? That's kind of fucked up

It IS form change.

No, it's adaptation. If it was a form change it'd be called such because that's an actual terminology use in the dex.

Nigger, are you really telling me that this thing looks like a Shellder to you?

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Metamorphosis is fancy science word for form change. Cope.

Nigger, are you really telling me that this thing looks like a Cherrim to you?

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Yeah, that's a form change. Thanks for proving my point, retardo.

glad you agree it's still just a shellder and your fakemon doesn't exist.

It looks like a Shellder that adapted to feed on Slowpoke. Yes. I read this thing called a Pokedex and that's what it told me.
Prove it.

The Pokedex said it's a form change. Cope.

Quote it.

>All the mega entries just mention slowpoke, not slowbro
meds.

Read it yourself, fag. It's not my problem that you're illiterate.

The Pokemon as a whole is Slowbro. The individual components are Slowpoke and Shellder.

Yeah that's what I thought fag.

Alright so it doesn't mention it. Concession accepted

>The individual components are Slowpoke and Turban.
FTFY

>The individual components are Slowpoke and [FANFIC]

>2022
>there's STILL Turban deniers
Pokémon is collapsing.

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