/smg/ - Stock Market General

Dreamy edition

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

Previous:

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crab along till midterms

Dump in to midterms pump after

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>Free money fistbump

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We still thoposting? Also I bought today.

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>Can you do this?
Yes, you can download any number of SQL programs and create your own database, schema, and tables. Whether it's porn or stocks, there's nothing really stopping you.

OP, that image is my life as a SIGA NIGGA
Fuck this stock. Fauci leaves and all of the sudden the entire monkey pandemic narrative just vanishes. FUCK this.

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you should take the thots to Any Forums instead

>Dump in to midterms pump after
lol, LMAO, dump is after midterms and the recovery will start in 2025, nothing to do with current politics, we've just fucked our economy/financial system

? But none of mine have a penis.

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>We still thoposting
No, we're dykeposting. Now, buy SOXS

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Uranium is the way.

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What did you buy? I haven't opened by broker yet and I may not until tomorrow.

what is the point of 3d 2d?

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umm why not?

Brie is not a dyke, she is THIRSTY for cock.

But you're right that SOXS is a good play right now.

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You'll understand once you get a VR headset and full body motion trackers.

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One share of everything I own, plus two of JPM cause it dipped briefly below my cost basis.
>KO, HD, MCD, WMT, USFD, JPM, BALL

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today i made gains
but not a lot
i still can't afford
to date a thot

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Do you guys ever post DD or any plays that, you know, make money? These threads are worthless

300% TQQQ Portfolio

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She should pay for you user

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I posted about buying CCJ on Monday. I think one guy actually did buy some on my advice. We're up like 17%.

I dreamed about circuit breakers last night. 2k in to Friday puts.

Holy shit some of you "people" have terrrible taste. But, unironically, buy SOXS

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I'm just waiting for the real dump to buy back in

>These threads are worthless
I refer you to this post as evidence to refute that claim.

>Do you guys ever post DD
eh?

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He. Doesn't. Decrypt. The. Pajeet's. Cryptic. Nonsense. About. Chopping. Up. Tigers. In. The. Quiet. Forest. Not. Gonna. Make. It.

I will never get a VR headset.

strawpoll.com/polls/LVyKxmO7Kn0

Twerking is just so trashy and unattractive, I don't understand why beautiful white women disqualify themselves from the dating pool by doing this.

My ex used to pay about 1/3 of the time, actually, which was fair since I made roughly twice as much as her. She wasn't a thot though... in fact she was kind of unattractive

>UUUU going +20% on no news
eh

DD doesn't matter in clown market where fed liquidity injections control what direction the indexes go and everything below a trillion mktcap is couple to indexes by etfs

Thats a man

You're starting to realize that certain groups of people use their control of media to use dumb groups of people to train the population at large to be degenerate idiots who are easily controlled and consume the products and media you want them to so they feel socially accepted.

>He can't read Japanese
>He doesn't start his morning by reading news sites from Glorious Nippon
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What's that? You thought you were making money today? Too bad.

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We're losing money thanks to inflation today. Don't tell anyone though.

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>on no news

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>he isn't POXX-MAXXING

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Do people use Hadoop and SQL in tandem?

Are you financially positioned for the -3% premarket tomorrow? After NVDA does a Netflix/Facebook move and takes a 40% haircut

stop spoonfeeding this user please, this isn't the forum for that

I don't care about risk. Name a

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Take your meds, NOW.

>certain groups of people
Well isn't that just blatantly anti-semitic. Shame on you.

i woke up and saw bbby pumped for no good reason so bought puts at 11.50
thats all ive managed today
vix up but indexes crabbing means I dont know what the fuck

NIPPON full restarting their nuclear fleet. That means japanese uranium doesn't come onto the market. That means more uranium demand, that means we are going to fucking uranus.

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There are literally dozens of nuclear power plants planned for the next 6 years. If a single plant is grounds for uranium to pump +15% across the board, I'm going to sell right now because this shit is going to dump tomorrow

go home snibs, you're drunk

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This market is making me fucking insane
When will the crabbing end? WHEN WILL IT GO UP

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Their doctor probably broke the news while wearing a CBRN haz-mat suit

I would like to thank the user shilled SNOW yesterday.

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Sorry, I was going to ask because I know a lot of people in finance (stocks) use these databases for financial data analysis. Data scientists and computer scientists are incredibly in demand for financial firms. I will stop asking. I'm new to this board anyways, tourist from Any Forums.

Reserve levels are dangerously low. The market is just being stupid and ignoring how much will be needed for winter.

pay more attention to the big picture and ignore the day to day

Read

If you're not programming complex multi-tier architecture programs purely in HTML, then you are doing it wrong.

IOW asians are not malthusian-obsessed retards like the davos dipshits.

If fossil fuels are really peaked Asia will show the way to offset this with fission/fusion while the west is proclaiming it's impossible and preaching about "degrowth" BS until their populations guillotine them (in minecraft ofc).

It's not a single plant. Read the story. Seven more reactors for a total of 17 coming back online by summer of next year, plus extending the lifetime of all plants by another 20 years, plus constructing new SMRs.

I bought silver stocks. Did I do well?

Just stop talking about programming stuff on this general, I figure it will upset more people. Even though lot's of computer science and data analysis drives our markets.
Was hoping to discuss Python and the financial services job market with you folks.

>I bought silver stocks. Did I do well?
I'm bag holding a canadian copper miner, so you could be worse off...

Welcome to the commodities and energy super cycle!

Mos tof Japan's nuclear fleet is not online. And the government wasn't 100% on board with restarting them. The Prime Minister is saying they are. So yes its a big deal. They're bringing them back asap and building new ones. That means uranium demand.

The term is critical semite theory, bigot.

kek
i hope you bought bayhorse
only buy horse related stocks to make it

What are the best uranium stonks?

user you're supposed to wait for the rate-hikes to induce a deleveraging crash in equities first.

Hold on, fren

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>bayhorse
I agree. Workhorse is another good pick for stable gains

UEC
UUUU
DNN
CCJ

Or buy one of the ETFs like URNM or URA.