Invents Bitcoin

> Invents Bitcoin
> Then invents Monero

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Why not DARPA or Navy? Wouldn't bitcoin logo be glowing green if CIA made it?

>Why not DARPA or Navy?
Neither of them have large slush funds.
Do you remember the overnight devaluation of USD against Gold? Where did the funds go?
Pepe ridge farm remembers.
> Wouldn't bitcoin logo be glowing green
Does Sun appear green or yellow/orange (within the visible spectrum)?

so you're telling me the same heckin spooks who mind controlled me with LSD and pop music are stealing my money by convincing me to buy Internet coins?

>convincing me to buy Internet coins?
No.. monero is not for you.. you should use CBDCs.
XMR is for glowniggers to transfer gibs to Cosa Nostra..
Now get off my thread.

No they just create controlled opposition while also normalising cbdc use. reminder that there are 1 million btc held by the creator

More like La Cosa Memestra

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Would you have an ONS with xmrchan or get pegged by wownerochan?

when they realized there was no way to backdoor bitcoin without people noticing, they created something they could backdoor: Monero.

Monero is opensource as well.. what are you talking about?
Zooko is that you?

monero's statistical privacy doesn't exist in its code, it's emergent, and thus not provable.
zcash isn't relevant in any of these discussions because zk proofs being added to ethereum made it permanently obsolete.

>monero's statistical privacy doesn't exist in its code, it's emergent, and thus not provable.
Ah good.
See all moneros you have.
It is ogre.
Anons, listen to this guy.
Monero is ogre!
Use CBDCs.. there is no hope left for us!
and there is no (you) left for me to give you anymore!

don't be so feminine. it just means you won't find traces of backdoors in code because monero's architecture allows them to be hidden in the data of the blockchain itself.

The way I see it, goes like this. CIA goes to Treasury Sec, asks, hey so bitcoin right, not regulated right? So if we manipulated, it's not il-legal right? Because there's no rules right? Oh and you hate bitcoin and wish it was dead right? Ok then thnksbye.
>puts blackops funds into wallets
>sees 'crypto media' call them whales
>lmao

Uh thanks I guess

Ah yes, you can't see it in the code because it's in the... thing the code generates?

So the backdoor is in the encrypted transaction but no one knows it because only CIA can decrypt it. Ok sure.

But at least then only the CIA has that info and not any other org, mcdonalds, my local police department, my ISP, etc.

That's a pretty massive improvement in privacy over using something transparent.

>That's a pretty massive improvement in privacy over using something transparent.
Kek. This is kinda true.
I would rather trust the mafia/spooks with 69 layers of clearence than an intern at FED who can access by CBDC account data.

no, the "backdoors" are emergent because of deficiencies in the privacy model monero (and only bytecoin-derivative cryptocurrencies use).
you only need to undo the privacy features to own monero given that nobody ever uses it for anything other than privacy.

>DARPA or Navy?
>Neither of them have large slush funds.

There's another thread about Blackrock. These things can be outsourced you know.

Why do you talk about this critical flaw in a multibillion dollar marketcap digital asset in such vague detail.

Surely there's a scientific math way to explain what it happening to pwn Monero. How do I "undo the privacy"?