>Dinner is ready, little user Jr.
>So, how was your first day at school?
Dinner is ready, little user Jr
Gavin Gutierrez
Jaxon Walker
excuse me i think im hallucinating
Nathan Anderson
It was… w-wait, where am I?
Connor Morales
peru
Leo Sanders
>I get so sit next to Latios
Heaven
Gabriel Phillips
But you would also sit next to Latias so it's more like a purgatory.
James Johnson
>Oh no… dragon (female), my life is ruined!
Cameron Garcia
im not really hungry, latias . . .
Ian Williams
>Just one bite, user! I made this one extra special for you.
>Hands off the cupcake, Latios! This is a "dessert" only user Jr. can eat.
Jaxson Ramirez
shut up you are not real...
Colton Peterson
>Of course we are real, user. How else would you hear our voices? I'm that little spark tingling through your thoughts.
>You know it's true. Go ahead and close you eyes. Cover your ears all you want. You're part of me as much as I'm part of you. We both need each other to continue existing.
>Will you cooperate or should I start taking away your priviledges to think for yourself until you begin to behave like an obedient slave son for me?
Andrew Ramirez
why is she so fat in this pic
Aaron Thomas
2 many humans digested
Jack Moore
what
Luis Young
Don't question reality next time, chump
Christian Morris
I would like everyone here to think about your actual human mother in real life. Imagine her, the actual lady who gave birth to you, calling you "an obedient slave son".
What feelings would this bring?
Grayson Hughes
Coomers can't imagine, dumb user. All their creativity has died long time ago and there's nothing that it can be done to fix them.
Carson Cox
Hey, everyone: look who decided to come out of his cave. Grab yerself a seat, Champ! Time to gather around the table and partake in some grub.
>giggling among relatives in the background
Oh, don't sell Champ short. See, Champ here is a ladies' man; I saw that one Lacey girl pointing and laughing at his 'pokerman' shirt at the mall yesterday. Remember that, Champ? C'mon, dig in!
>swats your hand away from the alcohol and soda, with everyone looking on
But not those, Champ. I need you firm and focused on finding a job when the weekend wraps up. We're driving around town, and we're not turning back until someone hires you on the spot. It's as simple as walking up to the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and not letting go until he tells you when you can start!
James Lopez
Ampharos
Connor Miller
bigger
Kevin Clark
Please… please, just let me go, I miss my family… I won’t tell anyone about the things you did to me, honest…
Hunter Howard
The reason they're like this in the first place is due to their relationship with their mother. There is no God user if this isn't funny to you then you should leave the Internet while you still can.
Juan Wilson
F-fuck you
Julian Barnes
Don't stuff the ampharos
Henry Barnes
You don't have a job Champ? Well that's ok you can apply online and I'm sure someone will hire you.