Try to take elevator

>Try to take elevator
>see this

what to do?

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Fart silently

stretch their bussies like a rubber band

Let them all fuck my face

Are you female saying this?

Screech and run away

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I'm a female now does that count?

owo
uwu

Never forget that at any moment you can be raped by a feral boy band.

There are no females on Any Forums.

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Ask them politely to leave

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Slap them with the bbc

teenagers + social media = cancer

ask them to gangbang my wife

>"What are you niggers looking at?"

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>zoomers

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then I would rape them

I just get inside the elevator.

Seen allot of guys similair in demeanor at my college and they appear to get everything from women, to friends, and business opportunities. Everything is handed to them. They come from wealthy families with secure attachment and healthy lifestyles.
>Matthew 25:29: I tell you, that everyone who has will more be given; but from him who has not, even what he has will be taken away.
Coming from a poor manipulative family and struggling just to survive everyday. I'm filled with numerous unhealthy coping habits, terrible attitude, and health issues. How did you cross the line into the having side? It feels like I've been cheated since birth and filled with nothing but anger and resentment.

just bee yourself user

They are some very handsome men. Social Anxiety would be through the roof

>enter elevator
>ask if they have heard of chainlink
>they say “what like chainlink fence brah?”
>get nervous silently say “sergey betray”
>one ask me if I am okay
>stomach intensely growling in pain from nervous stress
>shid pants
>hear “what is that smell, fr smells like someone just shit their pants no cap”
>boiling in anxiety with pants full of shit
>”omg bro I think this guy just shit himself”
>door opens
>shout $1000 EOY as running out the elevator

Fuck zoomers

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Crazy cuz I just put my last $250 into the market and was only able to buy this exact meal