Finally made it bros

My rich ass uncle died and he left the 8 remaining family members $2.5 million a piece. He used to be a big time lawyer and then started his own law firm. Idk I honestly never thought he'd share a penny with me, cause growing up he gave the worst fucking gifts for my birthday. Anyways, I wanna know what to invest in. I was thinking of stocks and just coasting off the dividends.

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>$2.5 million
>stocks
I'm pretty dumb with money, but not even I would be this stupid.
congrats, though. glad to hear your beloved uncle died.

invest in me, i can promise 1% daily returns

>Investing in a bear market and on the brink of a recession
Wait a year or two and just keep your dollars for the time being.

wrong
slowly pour a million into schwab dividend etf or vanguard etf
use 500k for living expenses
500k to for a house
and 500k for investment opportunities like gambling on shitcoins or stocks

1/4 in bonds
1/4 in S&P 500 ETF
1/4 in Bitcoin
1/4 - your choice, international ETF, cash to sit on a while, etc.

>schwab dividend etf
Aren't dividends a meme?

Was it your uncle Moshe?

if youre mega rich or mega poor yeah
7 figs is the sweet spot to coast off divvies

Please don’t listen to this retard unless you want to lose money OP.

I’d wait until S&P 500 goes to 3500 region.

>youre mega rich or mega poor yeah
mega poor I understand since dividends won't give much cashflow, but why mega rich?

why would an uncle give a single penny to his nephew if he has children?

Buy real estate with a long term lease, dumbass.

Because you have no need. You can wipe your ass with hundreds and never feel a drop of loss.

because at that point youre just looking to minimize tax burden. Best strategy is to live through a charitable foundation ie. clinton, trump; take loans on stock portfolio ie. elon; or hide it all overseas

Demoralization/LARP/bragging thread

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That's not going to happen. The fed will print until the dollar is just fancy toilet paper before they let that happen.

Invest in dividend blue chips if that's what you want to stay safe. Invest in GME if you want to get in on the eventual moass.

>Anyways, I wanna know what to invest in.
Go hire a professional money management guy. Jesus Christ dude.

Is it impossible to find a woman without tatoos? Why is it all women want to look like gang bangers?

>if that's what you want to stay safe
He should. He's got it made for life. All he has to do is avoid fucking up. But he'll prolly blow it all on crypto and be back here WAAAHHHHing in six months.

where is her tattoo ?

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