/smg/ - Stock Market General

Saudi edition

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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LOOK ALIVE LADIES

The absolute state of reddit

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JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

Is *your* portfolio Sharia-compliant?

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Munkebros... it's over...

They got us.

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>"why doesn't /smg/ find the gems? I'm going to reddit"

>We finally have our own Charles VI.
What does he give away after we run out of oil? The money printers? Your children? Connecticut?

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watching paint dry here when i look at spy 1 minute candles

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hopefully connecticut
fuck al those rich wypipo

free cases of monkepox

*smacks lip*
das rite

>Saudi edition
>posts dude from the UAE

lol
lmao!
Back to work wagies.

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Wtf is the 10 year yield doing

Pulls a Trudeau and sells the gold.

VOTE
DEMOCRATS
OUT
OF OFFICE
WE CAN'T EVEN HAVE A REAL ECONOMY WITH THESE COMMUNISTS IN OFFICE; THEY'LL JUST DO ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING TO PRETEND THEIR POLICIES AREN'T A MASSIVE TRAINWRECK OF FAGGOT SHIT

SOON WE WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO *GRIND* OURSELVES TO LIBERTY FROM THIS RETARDED SYSTEM UNLESS WE **VOTE FUCKING DEMOCRATS** OUT OF OFFICE FOR HAVING SHIT LIKE **STOCK MARKET SETPOINTS EXACTLY LIKE CHINA**

What happened to gas?

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billions of dollars were betting on a fed pivot, so you have opposing positions trading against each other right now, which means every market is going to be schizophrenic

>are you winning son

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Alone, these pictures are kind of funny. Grouped together like this, I can’t help but feel sorry for them. Dumb, impressionable people losing their life’s savings.

i think you might need to touch a little grass sweaty

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What do you think of Joe Biden's economy?

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I wonder how many braindead retards put their life savings into call options after reading that one article of a millionaire buying BBBY at $5 and selling for massive profit

The more SARK rises the more the market heals

U MAD.

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Is that green stuff with all the bugs? No thanx

>VOTE
lol, lmao even

WHOAH GAS BETTY
WHOAH GAS BETTY
GAS BETTY WAS A FART

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I can't do single screencaps anymore. My Any Forums folder is getting crammed with reddit losers.
I might need a separate folder

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hello sirs back from work. give me an end of day play pls

>these are the people who brag about having diamond hands

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Tesla puts

I don't get it. Did AMC get wrecked or something?

reddit has had loss porn since wsb existed, it's just that faggot zoomers with fomo keep upvoting the winners to make the outcomes look much better than they actually are, it's not until everything capitulates at once does the water recede and you see all the dead bodies

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Why aren't you winning everything just got up from last year.

Forget l*ddit shitstocks and buy ASTS. Up 8.22% rn while the markets crab and the memestocks tank.

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BRENT OVER 100
BIDEN SAVE MY SHORTS

What happened? Did we cure monkeepoz? Did the gays stop having sex?

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>can buy a gf
>can't buy a wagie cage job

FUCK MY LIFE I JUST WANT TO PAY TO WORK

Why a high dividend etf and not a real estate etf since they are higher?

spectrum.ieee.org/5g-satellite

realistically where are we headed for the rest of the month/next month/year? theories?

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market? more like 'fark it'

CCJ bros, our time has come.

The gays are still having sex with frogs.

I care mostly for the losses. These get lost easily (survivorship bias)
Iesus Kristos THAT IS A WOMAN

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The only people who can unironically say dimond hands are the bogleheads. Mother fucks hold for 30+ years aka longer than gamestop has existed

>Did we cure monkeepoz?
I sure hope not. You will know the faggot by his mark.

Amc shareholders got an extra share via dividend. Sort of. Tthe new share is a different ticker called APE.

Don't ask, it's basically a legal scam.

>SPX bear flagging

Tomorrow or Thursday will be nasty.
I think we'll see SPY 400/395before Jackson hole.

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asts delayed their satellite launch by 6 months though. is there any news to keep them relevant in the meantime?