/smg/ - Stock Market General

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>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Any other index fags here? Whatcha holding

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OIL

These nuts are priced in on your chin

gotta love it

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first for Jpow

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i watched that one, he fucking said it with a straight face
it was glorious

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GAS
YEAH
HUH
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING
>SAY IT AGAIN

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SIGA IS AT $20!!!!!!! WHY?????? DID MONKEYPOOP GET CURED BY THE JESUS!??!

DID JESUS STOP THE MEN FROM HAVING SEX WITH THE MEN??
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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SIGA has felt great but I think we've come to the end. I've pulled out and am not re-entering that position without very tight stop losses.

And evidence of sustained transmission beyond the gays.

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Oil chads REPORT IN

Oil

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its a fucking std for fags you fucking moron
it was never going to be a pandemic

Kek
Phrasing

GUSH

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and just like that.....its over

>the the the
>straight face

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SIGA was the best original smg play in a long time. Great memes and good times all round.
Lets not have a Workhorse situation here bros.

SIGA Sisters it's not fair!

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Schools and universities opening will spread it

more like crashhorse amirite bros

May someone please post that brokerage tier list?

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>both calls/puts are red for spy

My NWO etf has been put on hold because apparently FartGas is the future of finance and the Saudis will make oil more precious then gold.

wasn't able to get any of the chinx positions filled. Fuck now I'm gonna get dumped on. Really wish I could have gotten some at 4 bucks.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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yes

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If we haven't seen outbreaks *among* kids at daycares at this point, the less intimate contact of schools and universities won't be enough. Remember, SIGA was selling hundreds of thousands of treatments every year back when it was $7.

Friendly reminder that Powell is a BITCH pivoter who will be more than happy to get on his knees to suck Mumu's cock. The guy gave up his credibility when he used the word "transitory", they are still doing QE, and the bitch is going to pivot. I aint selling

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I hope gme goes below 30 kek

amongus

God we are fucked. The only thing that bailed out CPI last month was oil and gas. Now saudis put a floor on oil at $90. Next CPI reports: 8.7 8.6 8.4 8.1

10 year yield will force Powell to hike even more lest he loses control of the bond markets inflation expectations

Meanwhile QT doubles starting next month and the dollar is at 30 year highs. If you’re bullish you deserve to lose whatever 8k you have

>BRICS
>"We're totally gonna do it! A reserve commodity backed currency! Yeah I know we first announced it in 2015 but aaaaaaaaanyday not it's gonna happen! You see!"

I will buy in a month or two supposing it really does spread due to this. Fingers crossed.

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That rash is sus, bro.

>STBX goes live
>Immediately up 640%
>halted
Yeah I'm gonna pass.

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third world shitholes like Brazil and Germany are not relevant

I would.

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STBX halted up. This is gonna fuck people up today....

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realistically speaking, how long can EQNR continue to pump? will we see a correction before winter arrives?
if you ignore my post your penis will stop working

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checked

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I'LL IGNORE YOUR CHEAP AROMA
AND YOUR LITTLE BO PEEP DIPLOMA
I'LL JUST PUT YOU IN A COMA
WITH SOME DIRTY LOVE

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What's wrong with you, lumping that useless, brown pile of trash alongside a stable and well run exporter like Brazil?

called it

kek, good one bro

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>taking a little dumperino again
Good. Fuck you.

September is set up to be constant dumping. And that's a good thing.

>He bought

If the fed pivots the US economy will literally implode. 10 year yield above 3% is not sustainable at current debt levels. You can think what you want but the man himself is not retarded. If he actually supported a pivot he wouldn’t have sent every single Fed official out to talk hawkish.

Did the gay pride month super spread events yield the expected results? Is this information being hidden from us?

i laughed but you're probably right though

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What do we think of #DNN

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At least it provides for a good show

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Again, EQNR is a multibillion dollar company. Its performance follows XOP. It won't become "the next Gazprom" unless it falls dick first into the world's largest natgas reserve or puts together an assassination squad to go after BP, Shell, and Total.

If you want EQNR, you should prefer XOP and buy GUSH.

>September is set up to be constant dumping.

Even oil?

>BBBY

KEK BAGGIES

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why wouldn't they let me get any at 4 dollars

Stfu pussy

Cohen basically has a pump and dump army at his beck and call

it's too late to buy? it's going to dump isn't it?

will this shit make me better at trading stonks quantic.edu/tuition/

>why wouldn't they let me get any at 4 dollars

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EQNR benefits from oil prices and natgas prices, while being cushioned from one or the other crashing.
I think we will see $50+ pretty soon. Maybe I will take some profits then and maybe I won't. I really wanna see $55 and I think I will.

>reserve commodity backed currency
>implodes in a day after Goldman and Sachs and friends up short leverage from a conservative x700 to a slightly profit-seeking x1400

Damnn, should've bought STBX at IPO. I was skeptical because I got fucked on FRZA IPO last time.

Which one of you cringe retards is bawling his eyes out about SIGA on stocktwits?

You know Jerome just grabbed that skinny as eurobitch and quick fucked in her a supply room somewhere at a dead end hallway while talking to her about interest rates, fed fund rates, and bond yields. I bet she gushed a freaking bucket load.

Hey fuck you nigger don't ever talk to me like that. Apologize right now if you ever want to make money again.

I'm exiting my long position ($80k of VTI) on the next pump
We be circling the drain my niggas

BBBY HIT $8.50

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaa

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Please ignore the EQNR hater, he has no idea what he is talking about. EQNR is far safer then his dedicated etfs and the fact that he thinks it can't expand (despite all their financial reports showing rapid and ambitious expansion to fill the gap) shows that he's just some newfag that just discovered energy etfs.

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>every EU country except poland are red.
Well done

I--i-ii have allergies b-bro

I hold fskax because that expense ratio is criminally good

Lmao mumu lol

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NG Chads!

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OIL BROS WW@??!

I am secure enough in my masculinity to cry user.

I've already cashed out for 2x/3x returns on ~50 of these over the last month but I think I'm gonna let these last 20 run up towards the divvy date.. bet they end up 5x by Sept, I'll buy more if there is any pullback

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Volume on these days is EXTREMELY low.
This dump is actual bullshit. SIGA is not dead by any means.

However, this bullshit will last longer than most people's fortitude. I'm out and waiting for the bottom.

powell is all talk with no bite. when there is a significant loss of jobs. Congress and Biden will pressure Powell to pivot and the tard is going to pivot. its going to be 2018 all over again

It says a lot about how cucked modern society is that this guy didn't get hung for high treason less than 24 hours after making that statement. They're literally running out of energy, but shutting down nuclear plants anyway to follow the green retard plan from years ago.

Everybody knows nvidia will send it to hell
It's over for mumus

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BOUGHT YESTERDAY, LAD!!!!!!!!!!
*SALUTES*

I'm not saying it can't expand, I'm saying no EQNR shill has made a case for it expaning faster than the dozen other companies in the space.

And by betting on a single (Norwegian) company your ass is at serious risk of getting Janted.

DOW IS DOWN .5% IT'S OVER TOTAL ECONOMIC AND SOCIAL COLLAPSE INBOUND

Sqqq

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whats the point of lesbians. they're not producing anything. probably bad for the economy desu

selling half my SIGA for oil

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the german people are beyond fucking cucked
it's going to take total economic collapse for the wake up call to hit

FPAY shill... You didn't, did you?

The BBBYfags say the shorties are done though.

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The gay pride month thesis was correct, but it hasn't really latched on outside of the gay community except some places here and there.
If the FDA hadn't been so corrupt we would have been at $50, but adaption is part of the deal.

I haven't been keeping up with the
>absolute state of things
lately, wasn't SPY at 430 a couple of days ago? What happened?

SIGA Gains!!! I MISS YOU!!!! I WISH YOU WOULD COME BACK TO ME SO I CAN SELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Day cares are not equivalent to universities and schools as they are much smaller in population size and number of student interactions. Daycares have what 10-30 kids max? That's nowhere near the interactions we see at schools and universities, which hold 100s of students from all over the country.

40 years of demoralization and brain washing by the institutions of the state has destroyed them oh well

>bogleheads are laughing
>commodities are laughing
>precious metal fags are laughing

Whats your average KPOP poster?

To everyone laughing at me for saying GCT was a Chinese pump and dump, get absolutely fucked. You reap what you sow.

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Forgot to add, I'm moving most of my wad, but keeping those December calls on the chance that they print.

Checked NVDA is the next domino to fall, unless they pull the bullshit “well it’s not as bad as we expected” and it will pump.

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The germans, if they didn't vote for it, at least tacitly accepted the last 10 years of post-Fuckyoushima hysteria. Now if only japan would stop being hysterical so their women could accept my cock.

I respect your point but again, I feel that EQNR is the safest pic in the space. I'm willing to give up 10% more gains for a 50% more downside protection.
I also don't think the government will do anything to them, they're pretty safe and have a ton of political power. What the UK did to shell won't happen here.

lesbians are for porn

This nigga gets it

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I mean it was really obvious,specially after what happened with HKD.They probably still fucked up

>not producing anything
The artwork and films don’t count?

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Germans will be punished for the rest of existence for the holocaust in some shape or form

>Der Dämonenjude

i made 3.5k on GCT chud. You're not supposed to hold those stocks into close