Wrestlemania 38 Night 1 Gamethread

Time: Kick off 7pm EST, 12am UK, 9am Aussie Time

MAIN SHOW: 8pm EST, 1am UK, 10am Aussie Time

Fucking hell. Fucking Christ. It's actually that time again. It's time for WRESTLEMANIA.... NIGHT 1! Yes Stand and Deliver is first but let's be honest maybe 10% of people watching Mania will actually care about that. Let's go over this blasted card.

KICKOFF: We do not know yet. Something could be added. Or New Day vs Sheamus and Ridge Holland.

MAIN SHOW

What is likely kicking the show off proper

>Becky Lynch (c) vs. Bianca Belair for the RAW Women's Championship
>Drew McIntyre vs. Happy Corbin in a singles match
>Rey Mysterio and Dominik Mysterio vs. The Miz and Logan Paul in a tag team match
>New Day vs Sheamus and Ridge Holland in a tag team match
>Shinsuke Nakamura and Rick BOOOOOOOOOGZ vs The Usos in a Smackdown Tag Team Championship match
>Seth "Freakin" Rollins vs MYSTERY OPPONENT (Cody Rhodes)
>Charlotte Flair vs Ronda Rousey for the Smackdown Women's Championship

AND FOR THE MAIN EVENT

Keven Owens hosts the KO Show with special guest Stone Cold Steve Austin which will totally not lead to a match/massive brawl and retiring Stone Cold proper

Yes, it's tonight. These are the times. If I did not cover your timezone just google 7pm EST to your timezone and bam.

What are you going to eat during this most STUPENDOUS Show of Immortals?
What are you DRINKING?
What are you FAPPING to?
Match you're most excited for?
Will AJ Styles defeat the dastardly BLUE EDGE tomorrow?!

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First for Anya

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Dominik is Eddie's son

AUSTIN RULES
Austin Theory of course

>this will voice Princess Peach in that one movie

my wife just came in the room and asked if Omos is wrestling tonight

she doesnt even watch wrestling.

Number 4 already

GIVE ME AN N!

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Dominik is Pancho Villa's son

should i watch wrestlemania full screen or should i watch it while posting on here
how will you guys watch it

Bianca Belair is an UNPLEASANT NAPPY HAIRED NIGGER !

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Lolol

Gimme a link please

Alien lookin bitch. I'd still poke her

Post your battlestation

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Is Dominik autistic?

>What are you going to eat during this most STUPENDOUS Show of Immortals?
Already ate
>What are you DRINKING?
Water
>What are you FAPPING to?
Probably haigure or some shit
>Match you're most excited for?
Production issues
>Will AJ Styles defeat the dastardly BLUE EDGE tomorrow?!
Nah

I love you, /asp/

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So is anyone going to give a link or what?

Damn DBry didn't know you post here

Where are all my /green light/ chads at?

Dominik is awful. I hope Logan heems him so hard he never wrestles again.

I watch full screen while posting on my phone

Love you too, user.

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MODS!
STICKY!
PLEASE?!

No just mexican

Kevin Nash made the transition?

alright , im gonna play Genshin Impact a lil bit

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They will closer to the actual start probably

>Chainsaw Man
>Goblin Slayer
>Soul Eater
>MLP shit

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Shoot LOLd

Dominick is the future of WWE

Kek

>Kenny wallpaper
>Astoflo figure
based

Love you Inoki!

>WITH A BEER IN MY THIGHS I'M WATCHING WRESTLEMANIA WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Dom is going to turn on Ray. He's going to finally be a strong trans Mysterio. What will be her name?

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JAKE

The biggest draw...

JAKE PAUL IS ON THE KICKOFF SHOW RIGHT NOW GET IN HERE

I thought the precum ends at 8pm?

Jake Paul is such a faggot, why do little children like him?

These Paul boys are fuckin DIMES

Basedbros...

jake with a live mic already calling rey old

kek based jack paul

jeeze he's borderline retarded

>*bows down*

Faggot thought he was gonna get booed but instead it was a no reaction lmao

KEK BASED JAKE BALL WE IN THE MAINSTREAM BROS

Truly the Michaels of the two

This image terrifies me. How did he go from shrek to nature boy?

Jake paul is a natural talker. He has it.

He wants to be Conor McGregor so bad

What’s Bad Bunny up to nowadays? I wish he had a match tonight.

You think Jake is jealous?

how much coochie are the pauls getting

that noname zoomer got more heat than him lol

the snake?

Based King

JAKE PAUL == DIMES

he has "it", all memes aside.

WEEP WOOP

1st for Any Forums and /c/

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have you ever had sex

In a boxing match or MMA?

What's Lawler's problem?

yikes...that sounded a bit chuddish

kek lawler buried mexicans

lmao, based king.

>This thread is now a sticky

BASED

I don't think Jakes has the iq for that, dude is legit retard

don't plan to

he's a Any Forums user.

BASED KING CALLING MEXICANS HUMAN TRASH

Being too Based

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Essentially an unlimited amount of 18-24 year old gold diggers/fame chasers because of their target demo
On the one hand, as much prime cooze as you want
On the other hand, 0 emotional connection and you have to deal with idiot thots as a grown man

what did lawler say i was distracted

i respect this.

poor rey

An enormous amount of tarps on the upper left side.

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