Fucking hell. Fucking Christ. It's actually that time again. It's time for WRESTLEMANIA.... NIGHT 1! Yes Stand and Deliver is first but let's be honest maybe 10% of people watching Mania will actually care about that. Let's go over this blasted card.
KICKOFF: We do not know yet. Something could be added. Or New Day vs Sheamus and Ridge Holland.
MAIN SHOW
What is likely kicking the show off proper
>Becky Lynch (c) vs. Bianca Belair for the RAW Women's Championship >Drew McIntyre vs. Happy Corbin in a singles match >Rey Mysterio and Dominik Mysterio vs. The Miz and Logan Paul in a tag team match >New Day vs Sheamus and Ridge Holland in a tag team match >Shinsuke Nakamura and Rick BOOOOOOOOOGZ vs The Usos in a Smackdown Tag Team Championship match >Seth "Freakin" Rollins vs MYSTERY OPPONENT (Cody Rhodes) >Charlotte Flair vs Ronda Rousey for the Smackdown Women's Championship
AND FOR THE MAIN EVENT
Keven Owens hosts the KO Show with special guest Stone Cold Steve Austin which will totally not lead to a match/massive brawl and retiring Stone Cold proper
Yes, it's tonight. These are the times. If I did not cover your timezone just google 7pm EST to your timezone and bam.
What are you going to eat during this most STUPENDOUS Show of Immortals? What are you DRINKING? What are you FAPPING to? Match you're most excited for? Will AJ Styles defeat the dastardly BLUE EDGE tomorrow?!
>What are you going to eat during this most STUPENDOUS Show of Immortals? Already ate >What are you DRINKING? Water >What are you FAPPING to? Probably haigure or some shit >Match you're most excited for? Production issues >Will AJ Styles defeat the dastardly BLUE EDGE tomorrow?! Nah
Essentially an unlimited amount of 18-24 year old gold diggers/fame chasers because of their target demo On the one hand, as much prime cooze as you want On the other hand, 0 emotional connection and you have to deal with idiot thots as a grown man
Ayden Rogers
what did lawler say i was distracted
Oliver Murphy
i respect this.
Liam Ramirez
poor rey
Nicholas Cook
An enormous amount of tarps on the upper left side.