I just shit my pants at a job interview lads

I just shit my pants at a job interview lads

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Was it for a job at which you test pants by shitting in them?

Hmmm, I think you might be right. Clean yourself up and keep on slaving fren we are all here together

Literally or figuratively? Tell us about it bro.

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So did I. The stink was appalling. There was a hot woman interviewing me so I went bright red in the face with shame. No taxi would take me home, so I had to walk for 2.5 hours with my suit jacket tied around my waste, cardigan style.

literally. I had some Mexican for lunch and it jit like a rock in my gut. At the interview I tried to release some air and hope it would start hurting but I sharted some out. I had to get up quickly and told the woman I had to use the restroom and she looked me odd af I am sure she knew what was happening

As an american, I think its pretty normal to shid and fard your trousers at least a few times.

Based brown pants ID

That's completely normal and nothing to be worried about. Just shake the interview's hand, keep firm eye contact and say "I apologize for my inappropriate behavior". Remember, it's all about confidence and being the right man for the job.

Holy shit, just take some 20mg of clonazepam if you fags are such nervous wrecks.

I dont think anyone would want to hire a man who shits himself at an interview no matter how confidently they 'handle' the shituation.

Alright fat nigger. Shut the fuck up fat nigger.

Maybe if he takes the shit out of his ass and rubs it all over his face and then fakes a dismissive laugh the interviewer will be impressed by his ability to stay positive in stressful and adversarial environments.

Kek maybe you're right

All about how you play it. Just casually pull down your pants and wipe it off on the desk
As long as you play it off as nothing you demonstrate to the HR lady just how far you're willing to go. Don't . Do not break eye contact
>"oh huh how about that been grinding so hard didn't have time to use the bathroom.

>I apologize for my inappropriate behavior
kek, you idiot

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Idk you made that basedjack but I hope God blesses him for the rest of his life

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