Fucking hell. Fucking Christ. It's actually that time again. It's time for WRESTLEMANIA.... NIGHT 1! Yes Stand and Deliver is first but let's be honest maybe 10% of people watching Mania will actually care about that. Let's go over this blasted card.
KICKOFF: We do not know yet. Something could be added. Or New Day vs Sheamus and Ridge Holland.
MAIN SHOW
What is likely kicking the show off proper
>Becky Lynch (c) vs. Bianca Belair for the RAW Women's Championship >Drew McIntyre vs. Happy Corbin in a singles match >Rey Mysterio and Dominik Mysterio vs. The Miz and Logan Paul in a tag team match >New Day vs Sheamus and Ridge Holland in a tag team match >Shinsuke Nakamura and Rick BOOOOOOOOOGZ vs The Usos in a Smackdown Tag Team Championship match >Seth "Freakin" Rollins vs MYSTERY OPPONENT (Cody Rhodes) >Charlotte Flair vs Ronda Rousey for the Smackdown Women's Championship
AND FOR THE MAIN EVENT
Keven Owens hosts the KO Show with special guest Stone Cold Steve Austin which will totally not lead to a match/massive brawl and retiring Stone Cold proper
Yes, it's tonight. These are the times. If I did not cover your timezone just google 7pm EST to your timezone and bam.
What are you going to eat during this most STUPENDOUS Show of Immortals? What are you DRINKING? What are you FAPPING to? Match you're most excited for? Will AJ Styles defeat the dastardly BLUE EDGE tomorrow?!
Cody bros... looks like he’s officially backed out
Jace Thompson
That's a woman
Jayden Thompson
choke on cock
Jeremiah Nelson
kek wtf is this
Evan Taylor
I will never understand why so many people pretend carder is one of the best ever wrestlers. Like some weird ritual we all have to go through when discussing the best - that someone will say he’s one of them when we all know it’s bullshit.
Michael Thompson
Cleaner, I got this
William Murphy
cope
Sebastian Anderson
>retiring stone cold proper As if he didnt get the best possible retirement match in the business and actually stayed retired.
Daniel Young
Match order as of right now per the Fightful Patreon.
-Shinsuke Nakamura & Rick Boogs vs. Usos was slated to kick off the show
- Drew McIntyre vs. Happy Corbin
- Mysterios vs. Logan Paul & Miz
- Bianca Belair vs. Becky Lynch
- Hall of Fame honored
-Seth Rollins vs an opponent of Mr. McMahon's choosing
- Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte Flair
- New Day vs. Sheamus & Ridge Holland (w/ Butch). This was set to be a quicker match as of today.
- KO Show with Stone Cold Steve Austin
Jose Garcia
Based
Eli Baker
I think Seth Rollins opponent is gonna be undertaker
Seth's opponent is Undertaker, not Cody. It'll be a very quick match, just a quick tombstone and that's it, but they want Undertaker's last match to have a live crowd, not some faggy boneyard thing.
They aren't going to give something like this to Cody, who is such a shitter that he couldn't even get over in his own company where he had the book.
Eli Mitchell
Literally who?
Carson Watson
Nice try Meltzer, I'll know it when I see it.
William Evans
Did KP get twenty years younger just now or did my acid kick in?
Was that the walt's cripple kid from breaking bad?
Zachary Green
Who is that faggot?
Mason Kelly
how do you claim membership of a board?
Parker Sanchez
he clearly is though unless youre talking about wrestling moves which nobody cares about. he is top 20 all time. was part of record high ratings in his feud with steve austin and the ministry was a huge part of the attitude era. im not his biggest fan but he's a legend
