/smg/ - Stock Market General

Pool party edition

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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youtube.com/watch?v=5ngWIDkPP3o
zerohedge.com/energy/oil-spikes-after-saudi-prince-hints-shift-opec-strategy
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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OPEN UP NOW FAGGIT

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Norwegians, how does it feel for Germany to be totally dependent on your FartGas?

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it's unironically over

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Fuck stocks I'm going back to Bitcoin. It's in the blue on the rainbow chart.

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This is some guy in /Bbby/ last week

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SOXL. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.

Ameriga

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>No Mumu
Racist party

Someone tell wall street they forgot to turn off their sell bots.

These cheeky market makers. What a bunch of jokers.

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It hasn't even begun

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lol no thats why they are raising taxes.
my state gives me the right to shoot tax collectors.
do you think he wakes up with cold sweats?

Happy days innit

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>16
16
>16

And now

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THERE AIN'T NO STATES ANYMORE KID THIS IS PURE CHOAS

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OPEC has established the price floor for oil. Allah be praised!

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>-2.25%
Niiiiiice

Anons, I figured out how to check the borrowing fee for a stock inside TWS without opening a position. You do this by changing the chart settings to show the borrow fee. Then your stock price chart shows this useful info instead of TA shaman channels

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>he won't follow the leveraged rotation strategy and buy half the S&P 500 by the time we retire together

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i'm being made to use zoom for interviewer calls despite meetings being arranged through outlook/teams
i think this retardation is bullish for zoom earnings

might kms if I was that dumb

>markets crashing
>commodities mooning

kwab, yeah we are proper fuqed

Pretty much my whole portfolio is in puts, shorts and uvxy right now. I think we go down to retest ~395-400 SPY and then in gonna cash everything out and put 50% of it into 2023 in the money TQQQ calls.

Follow for more financial advice or dick pictures

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is it a good idea to open some more soxl shorts now, or should I wait for a bounce? Already made $700 on it today

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They noticed the paper futures dilution of oil prices and immediately shit on the Jews

F U C K

Love them arab bros. Looking out for the little oil guys.

P-power hour here we come!
lmao get fucked mumu

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>sour hour hasn't even started yet

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youtube.com/watch?v=5ngWIDkPP3o

shorties

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You can find his posts in the other general. Dude is delusional as hell. I wonder what he might think if it actually goes to zero. These dudes are on some Q level of delusion

Doesn't work for SOXL

Elaborate pls

I'm going to Europe for two weeks, starting tomorrow.
Will I be able to return to the US or will the world have imploded by then?
Srs.

Reminder mortgage companies are going over if they dont specialize ikln gov backed loans

zerohedge.com/energy/oil-spikes-after-saudi-prince-hints-shift-opec-strategy

Just hitch a ride back on an empty LNG tanker if SHTF

>ITM TQQQ calls
dude just buy the shares kek. you don’t need calls on a triple levered ETF
the chain for Jan 19 2024 looks like dogshit for going long and getting long term cap gains treatment

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The oil trade has become so disconnected from the physical oil supply situation the arabs might cut production to even it out, meaning the price will go back to where it should be compared to the supply/demand situation.
Which imo is above $100.

On days like today I just remind myself that SOXL is a long term hold and will recover past all time highs soon :^)

You'll be fine. Just don't be there in the winter.

brb going back in time to invent the semiconductor in 1928

>Finally get my cheapies

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Well on days like Wednesday after market close when NVDA has shit earnings you will be reminding yourself extra

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I am putting all I have left (a meager 12k) into amazon
I don't care if it takes 10 years I can't do this

China might unironically have a Civil War/revolution with the drought+economic crisis combo

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what a shake out

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That means the company interviewing you is small. They don't want to spend money on additional MS Teams slots so interviewees get the free Zoom option.

Anyone shorting Texas Roadhouse or is it just me?

NVDA already guided down
they're going to pull a walmart

TQQQ calls and SQQQ calls have ultra autism power sirs. If I was going to buy shares like some kinda faggot I would get FNGU

bobo

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Even if you're a bull, this is a very, very well-deserved breather. A rally is fine, but the market had gone full retard the past 2 months. What the fuck is it with the modern stock market? It always does what people expect, but not in the way people expect it.
>global pandemic; crashes
>people expect it to recover eventually
>recovers in 10 days and then blasts another 30% past all time highs

>global economic crisis
>crashes
>people expect a bear market rally
>market goes absolutely motherfucking parabolic, fucking vertical line for 2 months straight without a single red candle

Why is it like this?

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Wait for bounce. This is a bear trap followed by another bull trap before the final descent to hell.

>Henlo? Mr Market please. No, i wont hold.

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Also looking at BABA calls ~80-85 for turbo gains

this morning i coomed, then i had sex, now i'm thinking about cooming again. how do i cure this addiction

I like their chicken tendie meal desu

I don’t believe the SIGA FDA fud, I will continue to hold.

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Read the Talmud.

you know why

Should I buy SPY calls?

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Punish your ass with a butt plug

this only works during bull markets
you know we aren't gonna have bull markets again, right?

nvda earnings does make it seem like we're gonna tank, but it might be priced in at this point.

what did he mean by this?

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they're still missing earnings no matter how far they guide down

no

mooshi mooshi

sirs can you boost the bbby
i need to sell more calls

BOBO BTFO

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>I like their chicken tendie meal desu
what are you 10 years old?

it's funny because we japan now

>What the fuck is it with the modern stock market?

It's not based on fundamentals anymore. You shouldn't get your knowledge from only one book. It should come from a variety of sources.

So what -2% and everyone says its the end of the United States? Did you guys forget we have Bidenomics at our side?

WHAT THE H*CK IS WRONG WITH TENDIES

cool it with the antisemitism

this insider dumped $35M worth of NVDA stock at $158 a share in March.
No significant insider buys lately either. I wouldn’t be so sure.
This pic has the boxes for purchases and sales both checked but it’s literally been nothing but sales since Nov 2021

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Ja?

>should I catch a falling knife?

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Fuck you.

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Inshallah..... We..... Are back

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I did it

See you boys at 430

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Buy the dip!

I bought JEPI today