well well well (kek, baggies),
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fuck kikes
Its almost bedtime for the Germans.
How are they coping right now?
WE TOLD YOU
WE
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AND THEY DONT STOP SELLIN
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First for fuck the FED and fuck the government
it's actually fucken, as in your a fucken cunt
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO
A REAL BOBO KNOWS HOW TO PLAY HIS CARDS RIGHT
A REAL BOBO NEVER RUNS HIS FUCKING MOUTH BECAUSE A REAL BOBO NEVER STARTS FIGHTS... AND MUMU’S ALWAYS GOTTA HIGH CAP SHOWING ALL HIS BULLS HOW HE SHOT HIM...BUT REAL BOBO’S DONT FLEX NUTS CUZ REAL BOBO’S KNOW THEY GOT EM... AND EVERYTHING IS COOL IN THE MIND OF BOBO CAUSE BOBO’S THINK DEEP. UP THREE SIXTY FIVE AYO 24/7 CAUSE REAL BOBO’S DONT SLEEP... AND ALL I GOTTA SAY TO YOU WANNABE, GONNABE, DIP SLURPING, LOSS EATING MUMU’S IS WHEN THE FIRE DIES DOWN WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO? DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO...
WE WERE 1/3 ON THE WAY TO BEING FREE YOU FUCKER
Imagine being german for more than five minutes
Its a dump week
you really thought the bear run was over
DOCTOR BURRY DON'T HOLOCAUST THE MARKET PLEASE
Germany is a cancer when it comes to stocks.
We still got 4 days to go,mumu.
Hope you're ready.
proof that the bogs are not dead and theyre watching my account
>hold short position for two months down -48%
>hits stop loss thursday
>up ~20% in last two days
REEEEEEEE
Spy bear market rally is ogre
year
anyone still holding CORN and UUUU?
Why haven't (You) listened?
germans don't have kids, they don't spend money, and they don't invest, they're the antithesis to a productive society despite what they fool themselves into thinking
>wake up premarket
>dump all my index funds
>dump it all in FARTGAS (eqnr)
>go back to sleep
>wake up an hour ago
What the fuck happened?
RAPE HIKES WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
>Germany is a cancer
could have just stopped there user
>Imagine being german for more than five minutes
my favorite is how its illegal to camp outside of a designated camping space
theres threads on /out/ about german campers having to hide their campsites deep in the woods with camo because the other germans will report them to the camping police if theyre caught
I'll get some goyfeed for myself today with the vix winnings
>heidelberg cement
Ah, I'm also holding a bag of that
theres one that gets spammed all the time on Any Forums and Any Forums that I'd like to!
not saying her name though
>Imagine being german for more than five minutes
Way ahead of you, pal. Already working on my german language skills, so I can EASILY import (save) some german hotties
Trips? Dear god
>don't have kids, they don't spend money, and they don't invest
That doesn't sound very German to me.
>Burry timed the top perfectly
APOLOGIZE NOW
So what happens after nvda fails earnings?
SIGA Sisters! Please stop selling!!!!
The case rate will pick up again you just need to have faith!
PLEASE STOP!!!!
Fucken based
I'd also like to remind everyone here that Germany died during WW2, and that you're all actually talking about Jewmany.
4 days? try 4 months.
Hitler literally had to enact a degenerate breeding program for Germans to get them to have kids
anyone who grew up there will tell you people would rather stick their money in a bank and let it wither away from inflation than 'gamble' aka invest your money
s-sorry desu. i doubted you
this
Here I am slurping the dip and watching everyone lose their shit..
mmmmmmhhhhh those are just the perfect sweetness of tears. :)
They are the collectivist version of chinks. At least chinks steal everything not watched
I warned you about SOXL. I warned you about Chop Loss. I warned you about what happens to leveraged products when the mean starts reverting. I warned you that semiconductors are cyclical unlike other types of tech assets. I warned you about beta slippage. I warned you about volatility drag.
But you didn't believe me. You kept falling for the faggot tranny shillings. The green/blue haired trannies who literally think the stock market is a meme casino that you can easily swing trade 3x ETF's in.
You didn't listen. You didn't learn.
Been cash for the last month what are the new tranny stocks I should avoid
I'm sorry user, SIGA died because the FDA is corrupt. It would have reached $50 otherwise. You need to adapt to Jewish tricks or you'll be unable to make it.
I have been saying this since summer began
Yeah, im thinking it's time
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FartGas (EQNR)
Damn it feels good to be a bobo. A real bobo ass niga buys his puts right.
I DIDN'T SHORT ANYTHING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M UN FUCKING HEDGED AND MISSING OUT ON FREE FUCKING MONEY
4 months? try 4 years
should I buy puts on airline stocks just in case they ramp up the gay pox narrative?
Inschallah oli must go to 200 death to the west.
>EQNR
Junk. Buy VET.
But what about the fucking money?
Shame about SOXL, glad I went into GUSH instead.
gawd I hate fucking slipknot so much
Buy airline puts because after Labor Day travel falls off a cliff and doesn’t pick up until thanksgiving
VIX user got vindicated
yeah, that is a man.
>tfw they told me i had ocd AND autism
SOXS chuds our time has come
I’ll buy back in at $18
>some German
>Olaf Scholz Chancellor of Germany
>The German Chancellor is responsible for all of the government policies
yeah probably means nothing when this guy says Germany wants to buy LNG from Germany and KOS and BP run the first and only gas project in Senegal
god I love how slender asians stay while all the american women keep packing on the pounds
anyone who listened to the strategy sold SOXL in the 40s
it must make you really angry a simple strategy like that blows the tips you get from your professional investor buddy out of the water
What was the big oil announcement this morning?
Lol. He didn't short SHOP. Or sell SAVA call spreads. Nor did he buy more DKNG puts . Nor did he buy CVNA puts. Nor did he sell DWAC call spreads. Nor he did he sell VERU call spreads.
He didn't go short. He didn't understand what was happening. The forest was quiet. He should've understood why the forest was quiet.
But the forest is starting to get loud again.
THANK YOU SIR
I used margin to buy a party city call today because I like silly hats and I wanted one bullish position in my portfolio.
one type of autism is great anyway (you decide which)
for me to poop on!
this chart implies the dump won't be as big as the last couple... idk...
buy Weber or AMC?
Germany wants to buy gas from Senegal. You know what I mean
FUCKINGFUCK I FORGOT TO SHORT SHOP AND CARVANA AND FUCKING FUBO
According to strategists this is just a bear trap and we're going back up.
I don't really find Asian women physically attractive, I find them more to be cute like they were your daughter or something. Kind of like anime girls.
Bedtime for mumu.
RUSSIAN MADE CRYPTO CURRENCY DID THIS.
>RUSSIAN MADE CRYPTO CURRENCY DID THIS.
Theyre gonna need a lot more migrants to rape them to keep them warm
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO. A REAL BOBO-ASS NIGGA KNOWS THE PLAY
THE REAL BOBO-ASS NIGGAS GET THE FLYEST OF THE BITCHES ASK THAT BULL-ASS NIGGA LITTLE MUMU. DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO.
>most years aren't bear markets
>bro if u use data massively skewed toward bull market years then it looks like this month during a bear market won't be bad!
Spr dumping/ Iran fud countered by an ayo hold up nigga from Saudi Arabia
i ordered some food for a very high price
and im short on nasdaq since 1week so im prob fine
Then I'm gay
Idc about the skin tone. As long as they're fuckable, I'll stick it it. #notRacist
Grats man, honestly
Lmao. You think it makes me...."angry" that a bunch of dipshits got conned into swing trading a 3x ETF because of some nonsensical "200 DMA leveraged rotation strategy" that doesn't account for regime shift and would've bankrupted most traders if they followed it outside of idyllic backtesting conditions?
You think it's that strategy that makes me upset that blows professionals out of the water? Lol. Okay buddy.
Chop chop. Chop chop chop. Enjoy still convincing yourself that swing trading around a 200 DMA line is anything but retarded gambling
Imagine being slavtoid. The jews sent the slav monkeys to kill other slav monkeys just to hurt Germany like 80 years ago
@mumu youtu.be
There is no fucking money. The union's over.
>DXY 109
In the end, Europe was this cycles Lehman
Now we all beg for forgiveness and make our sacrifices to the almighty dollar, the only thing that can spare us complete and utter destruction
Stop saying that!!!! It's NOT over yet!!!!!!!!!
yeah its just that japan, south korea, phillipines, etc have single digit obesity rates
so the average woman over there is already an 8/10 over here tbqh
SHOP and CVNA are great shorts still but shill me on FUBO?
Fwiw i know that FUBO is a total memestock with high short interest
lol i'm outperforming you and the market by following a simple 200 SMA strategy with leveraged ETFs and you're seething on a mongolian basket weaving forum
lol!
Why the fuck is your stop loss past -48%
>already an 8/10
You caught the yellow fever
i got an asian gf and the world has been beautiful. shes more autistic and racist than me
I have all these SIGA memes that I need to start switching into EQNR memes.
Dark days.
praise be
It's insane how much yellow families fat shame compared to non-yellow families. I grew up in a very Yellow area and all my yellow friends are so fucking in shape and their parents are as well.
But my indian and white friends are becoming fat pieces of shit these days. It's all cultural. They eat less food and eat better food in East Asia
Surely the US will bail us out right, we are allies right haha?
Don't get me started on fatties friend. There's already a /fph/ user here with way more material than I do
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony financial advisor's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.