Daily drive edition
>Risk management:
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>Educational sites:
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>Live Bloomberg stream:
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>Brokers:
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>Stock market dictonary:
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>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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finscreener.com
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>Screeners:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Misc:
market24hclock.com
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Hi, I am the dude who levitates, and here is my prophecy, remember to printscreen this:
BUY GOLD IN MID SEPTEMBER
>mfw today
sell in august,
your port will be robust
Siga looks primed to stub my toe
i was watching a documentary about this dork this morning while drinking coffee
So faggot bears really do unironically believe that the global economy is crashing, huh? Why even predict that if it's been wrong 100% of the time? Interest rates are going to continue trending toward 0%, more money is going to be printed to finance more debt, and more people are going to be born and start generating income/capital. I truly don't see the point in being a contrarian.
>in the green for today
Feels good man
>bears cumming themselves over a -1.5% down day
You’re so fucking sad. Still ass rest when the SPY used to go up 3% a day? Wanna know why this sel off isn’t real? Because we haven’t seen a single big sell day. This is literally dip buyers who are going to be rewarded. Nobody gives a shit about Europeans paying 200 for gas a month can 100 last year.
If you’re short you are dumb money and retarded.
Cope
my numbers say otherwise
>it all goes down at least 15%
what stage of coping is this?
ngl you guys sound like retards
we havent returned to precovid levels
w-w-what the fuc-c-ck
for me, it's Yukio Mishima
If you're gaymaxxing your portfolio, consider these tickers:
>SIGA
>FAGIX
>GAYMF
>it was never about the money
What did he mean by this?
reddit was a mistake.
It truly isn't cope though, not even close. I just don't understand who could be confidently bearish in the long-term after looking at the real world. The only people continuing to freak out about continuous nothingburgers are fucking 14 year olds.
Why the fuck would we?? See this is the absolute bottom of the barrel shit I'm talking about.
whats the best way to profit off a market crash?
vix is up 13% and nothing comes close to that percentage
I have $13 TYO calls for December that the jews are gonna pay me big bucks for.
EQNR, OXY, CQP and I'll be adding more to that in the coming weeks.
Short dated puts. Broad index or focusing on the particular industry that's at the center of the crash.
For me it's Mishima, A Life in Four Chapters. A Paul Schrader joint.
if the economy is fine, then you simply buy. it's a cheap price for a good value.
if the economy is not fine, you wait until everyone else capitulates, then you buy.
You can buy EQNR to profit off of German’s needing fartgas or you can cope and seethe.
>reddit was a mistake.
Far from it. Let it serve as a confirmation that at least 95% of the general population is stupid
This was the yield curve two weeks ago
>bears cumming themselves over a -1.5% down day
it's Monday ask me on Friday again
this is the yield curve today. More pain on the way until that double hump is fixed.
>Amazon bidding on signify against unitedhealth
Amazon going to become the next massive health insurance company? This Ceo is pretty aggressive.
The economy has been on life support thanks to the money printer since 2008. Waving around pride flags and hiring diversity and equity officers doesn't make businesses more profitable. Inflation is a direct result of all this. Covid was another excuse to print more money, and lockdowns were there to stave off inflation by reducing the velocity of money. Every retard investor is sitting around pretending things are fine and normal because their entire business is based on welfare from daddy government. It's funny watching all this cope.
>priced in
Say the line faggots.
>The only people continuing to freak out about continuous nothingburgers are fucking 14 year olds
30% of small businesses say they will have to close soon, and a 50% of companies say they are planning layoffs. How can you be so absolutely fucking wrong about the macro picture?
Looks like my September tqqq soxl calls are fucked... I'm buying shares DCA, when is it time to buy calls again? Friday?
If you bought literally any puts last week you would be up 300% on them by now. You can’t reliably long vol and make money, the writing was on the wall. Best bet now is just to short high beta garbage
no i make my money using facts and logic, the fact is this entire house of cards is built on fed fuckery and now those days are over so Im going to make money shorting this clown show down to the ground
then in 1-2 years when they start printing again or get us in ww3 to escape the new depression Ill be safe on my homestead and not even thinking about this garbage casino
fuck the stock market
fuck the fed
and fuck you
>Because we haven’t seen a single big sell day
Not yet. Calm down zoomer, before the market humbles you
Well if this isn't a perfect example of the Texas Sharpshooter fallacy I don't know what is
Were you around in the 80s?
Protip: we've done this dance before, and it ended up going higher. Why do you believe this time will be different?
dude is clearly just being dropped from above
moron, its gonna go all the way back to the june bottom at least
>30% of small businesses say they will have to close soon
Oh cool you mean the type of business that fails 50% of the time anyway??
>50% of companies say they are planning layoffs
Highly speculative in the first place, but also what the fuck do you idiots expect to happen to the number of required employees as things become increasingly automated?
You are mentally ill
time to double down on soxl?
rumor is (((David))) Soxl was cleared on the childporn possesion charges
What price should I aim for?
Judging when to go for it is hard when it's this high compared to previous ATH
QYLD in a Roth IRA is an outstanding investment vehicle.
Are edibles healthier for you than smoking weed
FARTGAS (EQNR) BROS IM UP NEARLY 3.5%
The internet in general has proven to be largely a mistake.
this was meant forWhat are you on about?
Dumped my SIGA today.
Where should I put the gains? EQNR? I don't like it that that's already at all time high.
During high volatility like this definitely
>spx trading sideways between its 20dma and 100wma
there's literally no reason for the market to go higher
how delusional can mumus even get?
Why would you dump before FDA approval
>30% of small businesses
will not make it till December. business here since 1978
offered local Ford dealership $5k for an electric van (they have had 26 of them for months now) wish me luck bros.
user do you have any idea what is going to happen in Europe? You’re logic is flawed, it’s like refusing to buy SIGA at $11 because it’s too high.
This company is going to eat Gazprom’s marketcap. Do you have any idea what that means?
Cases have passed an inflection point. Average daily cases are decreasing now.
are we just going to barcode all day?
There are reasons for the market to go higer in the long term. Short term, a cleansing of some sort is needed. G-d damn mumus are delusional but you bobos are fucking retarded
fed fuckery and stock buybacks have enabled this shit for so long, even the last 2 months every down day like this was followed by a pump within 48 hours
Ive done well inversing everything, after a dump i buy tqqq calls, after a pump sqqq calls
but this feels different
>are we just going to barcode all day?
all big moves happen AH and premarket now
I own this, Vermilion and Cheniere. Cheniere may be a bit overvalued compared to the other two but it's only natgas so if oil underperforms against TTF Cheniere shouldn't be affected afaik. Vermilion on the other hand is just cheap and a lot of their hedges are coming off next year. All three have exposure to European natgas
>more people are going to be born
Read your Zeihan.
People here bought this chart?
>Average daily cases are decreasing now
brainlet take
>Why do you believe this time will be different?
It's pretty simple. 2001 greenspan drops the prime rate to recover from the dotcom bubble, creating the housing bubble. 2008-12 we drop the prime rate to near zero, do 4.6 trillion dollars worth of QE, and leave the rate near zero for the next 10 years. 2019 we get a fun little anomaly in september where banks start needing some liquidity.
wallstreetonparade.com
Six months after, we get covid lockdowns and while everyone is distracted we quietly remove all reserve requirements for banks.
federalreserve.gov
Meanwhile, all the WEF "great reset" stuff starts coming to light. Call me crazy, but quite frankly it looks like our financial system is messed up enough that it requires some kind of drastic restructuring. The US is $30 trillion in debt, we can't raise the interest rates enough to curb inflation without going bankrupt. Our manufacturing sector has been gutted. The biggest, richest sector of our economy is investment banking and the money printer keeping it alive has to be stopped or the dollar is going to be inflated to worthlessness. I honestly am amazed that people can't see what is going on.
SIGA Bears and SIGA bitches. Yall sold too soon.
Brazil has a lot of monkeypoop in kids. IT'S NOT A FUCKING STD... YALL FELL for the mainstream media agenda. Just like yall fell for the vaccines. When will you learn?
This just a preview of what is to come.
>MFW
>This company is going to eat Gazprom’s marketcap.
How can you be sure? There's many energy companies like it
user shilled TGB last week.
that is a barcode graph.
What van?
there are people here who bought soxl in the 50's and averaged down before the RS
On a typical pharma approval play you always take at least some profits before the announcement. This may be an atypical approval play but it's still good practice to protect yourself from sudden dips due to FDA denial or other players taking profit after the news drops.
Hans got his gas bill. Went from payments of 181euro/month to his next 4 payments of 1269.99euro/month.
Such a comfy day for a hedging-chinese chad.
>This company is going to eat Gazprom’s marketcap. Do you have any idea what that means?
Explain it to me assuming that I don't if you don't mind. Gazprom = Russian energy company = banned in Europe, Equinor is only company capable of filling the void left by Gaz, huge opportunity for them? How much of Europe's energy was a Gazprom product?
>quietly remove all reserve requirements for banks
It wasn't "quiet" you fucking alarmist, anyone who was reading financial news was aware of that in April 2020. Also the general population couldn't give less of a fuck about bank reserve requirements.
>The US is $30 trillion in debt
Hahahahahahahahaha oh fuck LOL oh my god so many people really haven't figured it out AT ALL yet hahahahahaha
electric transit. the Mercedes dealer is down the road so I can trade it in for a sprinter easily.
I don't know what I can do to convince you beyond showing you the numbers. It might have another run if it starts going crazy in the schools or something but as of now that just isn't happening. Trajectory is down.
Nobody cares about long term because nobody wants to baghold for 10 years to break even.
If it's not an STD, then there won't be any problems telling me where the sores are located on the children.
>second largest gas provider in Europe (after gazprom)
>has perfect infrastructure in place for Norwegian to Europe gas shipments
>fantastic financials
>just finished buybacks at $38
Look into their projects and network, there is no one even close.
German little faggots get what they deserve. Naive western cucks jewed to their death
>Germans try to kill Jews with gas
>Jews try to kill Germans with gas
Pottery
user,i..
>everything is fine!
:)
Redpill me on the yuropoor energy situation.
>euro/month
This is how I know you don't into Germany.
Debt means nothing under fiat currency. You just don't see the bigger picture here. I'll give you a hint: fractals