/smg/ - Stock Market General

Woah edition

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE
theguardian.com/world/2022/aug/22/runaway-bull-causes-panic-in-israeli-bank
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Fartgas bros, what are your EQNR price targets?

OFFICIAL THREAD THEMERINO

youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

Gasses your market

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this week will suck word to your mother

I need to have a neon green portfolio before september 17th or my dads kicking me out

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First for trannies being mentally ill freaks

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the poopy grizzlies have come out of hibernation and they are taking control of the dark forest. you. will. learn.

It's all fun and games until BOBO starts affecting your own portfolio. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do I sell????

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Why is Europe trying to destroy their society?

i-its priced in the fed is gonna pivot soon.

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MUMU IS FUCKING PISSED
theguardian.com/world/2022/aug/22/runaway-bull-causes-panic-in-israeli-bank

yes, this would make me happy

$55~ USD by Christmas

>Get into AMC after giga drop for cheapies
>It drops more
Yep exited that and going back to KO

things that do well in a rising interest rate environment

More like SHOA hahahahahahahahaha

Is this bullish for CHWY?

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I buyed oil and toys

Because america is racist

AMC cope today is great

Because they are useless eaters who are lazy and don't do shit.

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how do i get out of gay sex
i am mentally incapable
i literally 4x leveraged the top

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I'm so fucking horny and my portfolio is getting heemed.

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SQQQ
KOLD
DRIP

ok, surely that! was the bottom

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Redpill me on natgas stocks for the upcoming winter when Putin shuts the pipes down

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Jesus,these are dark times

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lol this can't be real.

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holy fuck we need another world war

EQNR is the second largest gas provider to Europe and is set to fart all over Russian gas.
They just finished a round of buybacks, have good financials, and pay a nice dividend. If you missed the oil run don’t miss this one.
Bless you Norwegian farts

who actually is this?

This man is irrelevant until we hit below June lows.

>being the dog at the dogsex pride
...just

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>lol this can't be real.

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if you only knew how bad things really are

Been patiently bagholding 20 SIGA puts for the last three weeks and finally this shitcoin is going back to $10

jesus

I didn't even get my dick up this whole month rally since my shorts are underwater.
it's getting better. still not there

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The look on the dog.

Should I buy GOVX?

that's how i look at my portfolio
fr fr no cap

Mine is crabbing and so is my cock

You could have ridden it up.
It was as easy as “sell when cases peak”.
Now we jump into EQNR until Germany implodes.
Don’t make it so hard user, you’ll lose sleep habibi.

picrelated is a dipshit for misleading people with
>le ten year yield
nonsense just as he sees fit
for example
the mannarino, about 8 months ago
>for the market to go higher le ten year yield must remain above 3%
the mannarino, about 8 hours ago
>the market wants le ten year yield lower than 3% or else it will not go higher
[never mind the mystery of the market having started it's big upward correction in mid june where le 10y yield was pretty darn high]

most things don't go up in a fucking straight line, not even interest rates.
the corrective phase of the 10 year yield from mid June at ~3.48% to early August at ~2.5% has been perfectly normal, healthy and well overdue.
no
>le ebin spike
>bam bam bam
and no
>le ebin crash
>muh fed be buyin

these are normal market behaviors.

the 10y yield started this year at bout 1.5% and doubled within about half a year.
of course there was going to be a correction.

this is normal.

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Not my problem