My software dev coworker is literally "away" on teams all day, every day

>she never does any pending tasks before I make mine and report them as done
>we have "levels" for developer positions, she is a "level 1" developer, but no actual developer task is ever assigned to her, just user level excel and internet browser stuff
>she looks like picrel

do businesses get tax cuts for hiring these "developers"? or why do they hire devs that don't dev anything?

she's a sweet girl btw, this is not a critique about her as a person

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You are a cuck, don't work more than you need to

Black women in commercials are just octogoons with nappy hair.

it's like paying protection money to the mob. they aren't saying you have to do it, that would be a crime. but something very unfortunate might happen if you don't do it.

Last week our manager announced
> is no longer with , and no longer employed by .

I was not familiar with the dev, but it sounded like a firing, so I checked his git history. In eight months here, he had merged in a total THREE lines of code. For reference, I'm making $123k here. If he was similar, that means my company paid him about $82k (plus 100% company paid insurance plans), for three lines of code, and took a full eight months to fire him, despite literally near zero work his entire employment here.

he was probably working two jobs at once. i work in accounting so it's a bit harder but i've thought quite a bit about getting some bullshit job 2-3 levels below me that i could do in my sleep. and if somehow competing deadlines fucked me up the ass, i'd just stop caring and let them waste 6 months PIPing me while i give bullshit excuses about mental health, my "home life," begging for another chance, etc. kek.

Companies can file claim with us gov for tax breaks and subsidies if they hire brown people. Only companies over federal minimum though. States may also have incentives, like California - which does.

>she never does any pending tasks before I make mine and report them as done
>we have "levels" for developer positions, she is a "level 1" developer, but no actual developer task is ever assigned to her
how is she supposed to complete tasks if you racists misogynist pigs wont' give her any tasks to complete?

i said they do, they do give her tasks, point and click high school level tasks, she never does them

take your meds

A ton of institutional investors utilize Blackrocks Aladdin service to figure out which companies are worth investing in. Aladdin gives a score based on many metrics, which includes diversity within the company. The more diverse it is, the higher the score. Obviously executives keep this in mind when they are hiring

hire me in her steed user, I know laravel

>user level excel and internet browser stuff
How do I get this job?

user, shoot me an email at [email protected] and give me a technical task to prove myself worthy of your company.

just watched this show Night Sky and literally this meme exactly lol. She's supposed to be mixed but still acts and portrays herself as black even suspecting racism from her grandpa lol. Getting her mba and her arab boss and coworkers are all amazed at her success in her job. There's also a pointless scene about her ethnicity and her job and she lectures her poor stupid white friend that she deserves every single thing she earned at her job and skin color had 0% influence on anything, because that's just the objective truth bigots lol

pic related. I hate modern goyslop tv they make some kino plot then fill it with pointless HR training lessons

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>a dumb cunt wasted everyone’s time and resources
>btw my peepee hard it’s not a critique
fuck off to r*ddit dumbfuck

Meanwhile the elites get access to the real metrics of companies:
Employee's criminal records
Medical records
Racial and genetic records
Networth records
Family history records
Social media and browsing records
These things determine the way a company will perform.
Look into who owns a majority or information gathering companies.
Who mines this data?
It's all fed into a box that only the elite have access to.
Charts mean nothing.

She seems based

she is too busy riding Jamal / Chad cock while you code for her

why would she stops doing that? She gets the same salary as you get

Fucking slave

Fucking Kek and corporate-tick pilled

Are you under the impression this user is in a position to make hiring decisions for his company, dragonlord?

show is good too, but I agree about the pointless diversity bullshit they shoehorned in for no good reason.

do your best to ignore her. yeah it's annoying but you can't control it. so stop worrying.