/smg/ - Stock Market General

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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EVERYTHING I OWN IS... RED

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I would like a refund on my portfolio

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I OWN NOTHING AND I'M HAPPIER THAN YOU

splitting threads again faggots

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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youtube.com/watch?v=z8ZqFlw6hYg

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the urge...to not slurp the gaysex dipperino...is unbearable....

go back up please

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*ahem*
fuck jannies, buy lithium

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What stock to buy ?

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SNAP

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I guess we're just going to red crab all day huh?

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this F is for you lad

>25 shares of EQNR
>13 shares of OXY
>8 shares of CLP
>13 of STNE
I'm in it for the comfy long haul boys

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no refunds

fuck jannies did it again .. FOR FREE

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hehe SQQQ go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Buy puts, everything starts to crab. EPIC

I love the USD wrecking ball

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$PLL

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never gonna give (you) up...

Ive become so accustomed to this feeling over the last year.
Not bad though I’m over 30% down overall and have a feeling I will lose at very least another 30% before end of the year.
Money and earning it is honestly a fools game.
Either you have it or you don’t.waging ive realized at the age of 42 is a dead end street.
Fuck the stock market
Fuck crypto
Fuck jannies
Etc etc etc

oh no no no no

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what is the official thread theme for today lads?

I think I’m gonna snooozzzzeeee

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why is APE pumping?

SOXS chads wya?

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I liked 2020 better

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Up 0.11%. Hedges working as intended

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HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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WTF is APE some spin off of AMC or some NFT scam?

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>Amazon trying to buy another healthcare position.
I told you chuds to get into amazon. Theyre going to take over the whole world.

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Why exactly is everything dumping again?

jews

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Morning fellas
Thanks for the free money last week, BBBbaggies

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I don't wanna be
I don't wanna be me
I don't wanna be
Me anymore

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I miss the good ol days when Spy was making +/- 3% moves every day. Can we get a -3% today?

Which stock is the best energy play lads? KMI / RRC / CHK?

Quick user, which us companies ship natural gas to europe?

It's great having %90 of my portfolio in oil stocks, every day is a new adventure

what do you think her russian toes taste like? And when will BBBY continue to dump? is reddit really trying to squeeze another squoze?

>AMZN currently down 4% and drilling

kys

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bobros I demand more

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is that adventure losing money

kek is that the roastie pm?

>SOXL

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>oil
LMAO

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Its drilling because they just made an offer retard. That always happens when a company offers to buy another. This is where you accumulate.

yeah

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Because everyone realized July as a fake and gay exit pump bear rally where Jpow was too dovish and sent all the fed members out to throw cold water on it, everyone started fomoing in and they needed to pay this years tution for their kids and fall wardrobes, now they’re dumping it since the real economy is still fucked and it’s only getting worse from here

First

when greedy bobos are at play, the bottom is here to stay

Because the whole Fed is going to pivot and we go back to all time highs - even though inflation is sky high, even though rates are no longer 0%, even though there is QT instead of QE, even though S&P forward earnings multiple was at x19 (very high) once again - is now under challenge.

I remember joking telling a friend "it's never too late to buy Amazon" a few years ago but it's kind of true.

shorted

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Don't worry. I hold uranium stocks and oil stocks I feel your pain. I'm in the negative on UUUU because politicians would rather make retarded decisions than do what's best for their country.

No, I bought puts today. Expect 0% eod

LOOK THAT
LOOK AT IT

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WHY AM I LOSING MONEY EVERYDAY THE LAST WEEK AND A HALF

>is now
Wasn't this realized last week?

they keep halting ape before it hits 10 lol

Because inflation being zero percent MoM even as oil tanked was actually a terrible sign. The chinese housing market is falling apart in spite of desperate attempts by the bank to keep it aloft with cheap liquidity, and the US housing market is now showing substantial weakness. Finally, Europe's inflation situation is even worse, still rising linearly despite falling oil prices and technical recession, implying fundamental problems in the money supply. In short, the last few weeks were a baseless relief rally, performed in utter disregard for the economic reality.

>even though there is QT instead of QE
LOL

Why are we dumping? lol

How's your trading day going, smiggers. Still sitting on the sidelines on EQNR (long) and BILL (short) here.

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>BERLIN, Aug 21 (Reuters) - German Economy Minister Robert Habeck ruled out on Sunday extending the lifespan of the country's three remaining nuclear power plants in order to save gas, saying it would save at most 2 percent of gas use.

two percent is a lot and Germans would rather freeze to death than pivot on their policy kek

AMC getting halted more than BBBY is some crazy shit, getting some big warning bells like when you feel like a sick animal or person is about to die

>he bought the bobo rally

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refer to

Buttcorn flat

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Coal bros

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>OIL TRANNY PRINCESS CHUDS

KWAB

holy shit krauts on a literal suicide mission good riddance

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>saying it would save at most 2 percent of gas use.
he forgot to mention you'd get cheap electricity too

woops