Wrestlemania 38 Night 1 Gamethread

Time: Kick off 7pm EST, 12am UK, 9am Aussie Time

MAIN SHOW: 8pm EST, 1am UK, 10am Aussie Time

Fucking hell. Fucking Christ. It's actually that time again. It's time for WRESTLEMANIA.... NIGHT 1! Yes Stand and Deliver is first but let's be honest maybe 10% of people watching Mania will actually care about that. Let's go over this blasted card.

KICKOFF: We do not know yet. Something could be added. Or New Day vs Sheamus and Ridge Holland.

MAIN SHOW

What is likely kicking the show off proper

>Becky Lynch (c) vs. Bianca Belair for the RAW Women's Championship
>Drew McIntyre vs. Happy Corbin in a singles match
>Rey Mysterio and Dominik Mysterio vs. The Miz and Logan Paul in a tag team match
>New Day vs Sheamus and Ridge Holland in a tag team match
>Shinsuke Nakamura and Rick BOOOOOOOOOGZ vs The Usos in a Smackdown Tag Team Championship match
>Seth "Freakin" Rollins vs MYSTERY OPPONENT (Cody Rhodes)
>Charlotte Flair vs Ronda Rousey for the Smackdown Women's Championship

AND FOR THE MAIN EVENT

Keven Owens hosts the KO Show with special guest Stone Cold Steve Austin which will totally not lead to a match/massive brawl and retiring Stone Cold proper

Yes, it's tonight. These are the times. If I did not cover your timezone just google 7pm EST to your timezone and bam.

What are you going to eat during this most STUPENDOUS Show of Immortals?
What are you DRINKING?
What are you FAPPING to?
Match you're most excited for?
Will AJ Styles defeat the dastardly BLUE EDGE tomorrow?!

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First for Io Shirai

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OH HELL YEAH

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mayu

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pedos not welcome
go back to your dying little generals

So does he take the strap off Roman or Bron?

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literally the worst

LET'S FINNA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>mfw mods dont sticky a wrestlemania gamethread

niggers

NEED A FINNA STICKY

he wins the RAW World Title since its the B-Show, Bron and Roman are gonna be on SmackDown

Not watching. Fuck celebrities.

BREAKING: AS REPORTED MY HUGH BENIS WRESTLEMANIA CANCELED DUE TO RECORD LOW ATTENDANCE OF 5 PEOPLE

Is she Smackdown bound?

I clicked on this thread and immediately got a whiff of BO and curry

If Cody doesn't show i'm done vince

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Somebody post finner pics

BASED STEVE POSTER

PER DAVE MELTZER OF THE OBSERVER: HULK HOGAN AT BACKSTAGE WEARING HIS RING GEAR

>RAW World Title
The what?

you will take Goldbergers and you will like it

god im ready for some becky kino tonight she looks so yummy with her new hair i hope she wears revealing gear again hnnngh

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I hope so

why do they keep saying stupendous

ALL HAIL HITLER

I only want to see Stone Cold, I'll tune in if I can time it perfectly to where I don't need to sit through any of the other cringe shit.
I particularly don't want to see any black WWE superstars.

their unifying the belts and USA wants a seperate champ so i think they are bringing back the big gold for RAW you fucking dumb nigger

I really don't like this vibe where they try and make it seem like real sports casting. It's even more cringe than usual.

Seff Rollins already staked his claim. Don't you neckbeards hate "sloppy seconds" or whatever?

I legit thought Kayla wasn’t wearing a shirt

SAME

who's the mick

More like bound and gaged and force fucked, am I right guys!

Based JBL

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JBL with a massive pop

Seth vs Hornswoggle cap this

LETS GOOOOOOO

AYO WE BE GUNNIN N I BE FUCKIN BUBBLIN AYY AYY

Can't imagine being excited for any of this shit. Is this the worst Mania of all time?

based and abandoned core audience pilled

VACANT BROS
WE EATING TONIGHT

>jbl chants for the first time ever

memeing the word at this point

Huh what you mean

Is have streaming link for watching of Wrestlemania in India?

Not enough kata-hajime, tope suicida, and tokyo choco pro princesses for you, faggot?

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BUTCH

The last wrestlemania was worse. Especially with herstory bullshit

So who will the opponent of mcmahons choosing be?

Wrestlelamia we’re saying it’s been leaked to be dolph ziggler.

YOU KNOW IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCH

We're watching a show retard not asking for her hand in marriage

i am here

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lmao those fake ass reactions for Bianca nobody gave a fucking shit

>New Day vs Sheamus and Ridge Holland in a tag team match
It was supposed to be 3v3 with Butch and Big E, right?

Can't imagine this is being done for any other reason than blowing off a shitty dead feud.

AYYs showed up

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>showing this Bianca video again
fucking cringe

Kek i wish there was a finner gimmick

Bianca Belair is a fucking unpleasant Nigger

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I'm kinda new again to WWE stuff. What is this EST shit?

why are we supposed to give a shit about Bianca after getting destroyed in seconds at SS?

what are the chances becky actually wins?
i'd say they are slim but i would pop

niggerism

wait wrong image

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1/5

AYY LMAO

THE monkeyEST

GOOD WRESTLEMANIA SIRS

>WWE making it look as if Bianca is super over
cringe

based ayys fellow e-gods

i DON'T LIKE MATCHES WITH BLACKS

THE UgliEST

After NXT earlier today, I almost expect Becko to retain.

If bianca wins were gonna have to deal more nigger shit so please book becky to win vince

Any other company I'd say she's losing but in WWE she's the favourite

THE N_____EST

I hope Becky goes full 1488 tonight.

>not "the NiggEst"
Weak, you suck

Can Becky at least cut Bianca's braid? or is that too much to ask for

I don;t find the wrestler female body type attractive, but Becky is kinda cute ngl

I'm shoot hyped for Cody, does that make me a mark?

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It's going to be HHH

>the main event is an interview segment
so it's pretty much confirmed that they aren't having a match then?

>88
SHEEEEEESH

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What happens when you get hype and suddenly
>HERE COMES THE MONEYYYYYYYYY

go back

>those piped in cheers for bianca
kek, no one cares about that negress

>2 hours kickoff
who booked this?

Is she going in for motion capture or something?

it's the only reason i'm watching. card looks like an episode of raw.

checked and saluted

DUBS SAYS BECKY WINS ROLL LADS

Eastern standard time you buffoon.

What’s Bianca’s character supposed to be? Feral nigger?

That's a trannys board now.

Why is Vince pushing that nappy haired Baboon ?

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>it's not gonna be Rock Freezing Steven Dallas
guess I'll wait for Sunday to see the REAL main event.

>Becky Vs Belair
Double turn coming? Seems like the perfect conditions for it.

>Match starts
>Becky wins in 10 seconds
How hard would you mark?

True, Sunday card looks cool but today I am only watching for Cody.

Heel-turn Becky is basically the heel-turn Stone Cold of the womemes division.

She has not once been organically booed.

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