Time: Kick off 7pm EST, 12am UK, 9am Aussie Time
MAIN SHOW: 8pm EST, 1am UK, 10am Aussie Time
Fucking hell. Fucking Christ. It's actually that time again. It's time for WRESTLEMANIA.... NIGHT 1! Yes Stand and Deliver is first but let's be honest maybe 10% of people watching Mania will actually care about that. Let's go over this blasted card.
KICKOFF: We do not know yet. Something could be added. Or New Day vs Sheamus and Ridge Holland.
MAIN SHOW
What is likely kicking the show off proper
>Becky Lynch (c) vs. Bianca Belair for the RAW Women's Championship >Drew McIntyre vs. Happy Corbin in a singles match >Rey Mysterio and Dominik Mysterio vs. The Miz and Logan Paul in a tag team match >New Day vs Sheamus and Ridge Holland in a tag team match >Shinsuke Nakamura and Rick BOOOOOOOOOGZ vs The Usos in a Smackdown Tag Team Championship match >Seth "Freakin" Rollins vs MYSTERY OPPONENT (Cody Rhodes) >Charlotte Flair vs Ronda Rousey for the Smackdown Women's Championship
AND FOR THE MAIN EVENT
Keven Owens hosts the KO Show with special guest Stone Cold Steve Austin which will totally not lead to a match/massive brawl and retiring Stone Cold proper
Yes, it's tonight. These are the times. If I did not cover your timezone just google 7pm EST to your timezone and bam.
What are you going to eat during this most STUPENDOUS Show of Immortals? What are you DRINKING? What are you FAPPING to? Match you're most excited for? Will AJ Styles defeat the dastardly BLUE EDGE tomorrow?!
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April 2, 2022 - 21:48
First for Io Shirai
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April 2, 2022 - 21:49
OH HELL YEAH
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April 2, 2022 - 21:53
mayu
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April 2, 2022 - 21:54
pedos not welcome go back to your dying little generals
April 2, 2022 - 21:55
So does he take the strap off Roman or Bron?
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April 2, 2022 - 21:56
LET'S FINNA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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April 2, 2022 - 21:57
>mfw mods dont sticky a wrestlemania gamethread
April 2, 2022 - 21:58
he wins the RAW World Title since its the B-Show, Bron and Roman are gonna be on SmackDown
April 2, 2022 - 21:58
Not watching. Fuck celebrities.
April 2, 2022 - 21:58
BREAKING: AS REPORTED MY HUGH BENIS WRESTLEMANIA CANCELED DUE TO RECORD LOW ATTENDANCE OF 5 PEOPLE
April 2, 2022 - 21:58
I clicked on this thread and immediately got a whiff of BO and curry
April 2, 2022 - 21:59
If Cody doesn't show i'm done vince
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April 2, 2022 - 21:59
Somebody post finner pics
April 2, 2022 - 22:00
PER DAVE MELTZER OF THE OBSERVER: HULK HOGAN AT BACKSTAGE WEARING HIS RING GEAR
April 2, 2022 - 22:00
>RAW World Title The what?
April 2, 2022 - 22:01
you will take Goldbergers and you will like it
April 2, 2022 - 22:01
god im ready for some becky kino tonight she looks so yummy with her new hair i hope she wears revealing gear again hnnngh
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April 2, 2022 - 22:01
why do they keep saying stupendous
April 2, 2022 - 22:02
I only want to see Stone Cold, I'll tune in if I can time it perfectly to where I don't need to sit through any of the other cringe shit. I particularly don't want to see any black WWE superstars.
April 2, 2022 - 22:02
their unifying the belts and USA wants a seperate champ so i think they are bringing back the big gold for RAW you fucking dumb nigger
April 2, 2022 - 22:02
I really don't like this vibe where they try and make it seem like real sports casting. It's even more cringe than usual.
April 2, 2022 - 22:02
Seff Rollins already staked his claim. Don't you neckbeards hate "sloppy seconds" or whatever?
April 2, 2022 - 22:03
I legit thought Kayla wasn’t wearing a shirt
April 2, 2022 - 22:03
More like bound and gaged and force fucked, am I right guys!
April 2, 2022 - 22:03
Based JBL
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April 2, 2022 - 22:03
Seth vs Hornswoggle cap this
April 2, 2022 - 22:03
AYO WE BE GUNNIN N I BE FUCKIN BUBBLIN AYY AYY
April 2, 2022 - 22:03
Can't imagine being excited for any of this shit. Is this the worst Mania of all time?
April 2, 2022 - 22:04
based and abandoned core audience pilled
April 2, 2022 - 22:04
VACANT BROS WE EATING TONIGHT
April 2, 2022 - 22:04
>jbl chants for the first time ever
April 2, 2022 - 22:04
memeing the word at this point
April 2, 2022 - 22:04
Is have streaming link for watching of Wrestlemania in India?
April 2, 2022 - 22:04
Not enough kata-hajime, tope suicida, and tokyo choco pro princesses for you, faggot?
April 2, 2022 - 22:04
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April 2, 2022 - 22:04
The last wrestlemania was worse. Especially with herstory bullshit
April 2, 2022 - 22:05
So who will the opponent of mcmahons choosing be?
Wrestlelamia we’re saying it’s been leaked to be dolph ziggler.
April 2, 2022 - 22:05
YOU KNOW IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCH
April 2, 2022 - 22:05
We're watching a show retard not asking for her hand in marriage
April 2, 2022 - 22:05
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April 2, 2022 - 22:05
lmao those fake ass reactions for Bianca nobody gave a fucking shit
April 2, 2022 - 22:05
>New Day vs Sheamus and Ridge Holland in a tag team match It was supposed to be 3v3 with Butch and Big E, right?
Can't imagine this is being done for any other reason than blowing off a shitty dead feud.
April 2, 2022 - 22:06
AYYs showed up
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April 2, 2022 - 22:06
>showing this Bianca video again fucking cringe
April 2, 2022 - 22:06
Kek i wish there was a finner gimmick
April 2, 2022 - 22:06
Bianca Belair is a fucking unpleasant Nigger
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April 2, 2022 - 22:06
I'm kinda new again to WWE stuff. What is this EST shit?
April 2, 2022 - 22:06
why are we supposed to give a shit about Bianca after getting destroyed in seconds at SS?
April 2, 2022 - 22:06
what are the chances becky actually wins? i'd say they are slim but i would pop
April 2, 2022 - 22:06
wait wrong image
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April 2, 2022 - 22:07
>WWE making it look as if Bianca is super over cringe
April 2, 2022 - 22:07
i DON'T LIKE MATCHES WITH BLACKS
April 2, 2022 - 22:08
After NXT earlier today, I almost expect Becko to retain.
April 2, 2022 - 22:08
If bianca wins were gonna have to deal more nigger shit so please book becky to win vince
April 2, 2022 - 22:08
Any other company I'd say she's losing but in WWE she's the favourite
April 2, 2022 - 22:08
I hope Becky goes full 1488 tonight.
April 2, 2022 - 22:08
>not "the NiggEst" Weak, you suck
April 2, 2022 - 22:08
Can Becky at least cut Bianca's braid? or is that too much to ask for
April 2, 2022 - 22:08
I don;t find the wrestler female body type attractive, but Becky is kinda cute ngl
April 2, 2022 - 22:09
I'm shoot hyped for Cody, does that make me a mark?
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April 2, 2022 - 22:09
>the main event is an interview segment so it's pretty much confirmed that they aren't having a match then?
April 2, 2022 - 22:09
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April 2, 2022 - 22:09
What happens when you get hype and suddenly >HERE COMES THE MONEYYYYYYYYY
April 2, 2022 - 22:09
>those piped in cheers for bianca kek, no one cares about that negress
April 2, 2022 - 22:09
>2 hours kickoff who booked this?
April 2, 2022 - 22:09
Is she going in for motion capture or something?
April 2, 2022 - 22:10
it's the only reason i'm watching. card looks like an episode of raw.
April 2, 2022 - 22:10
DUBS SAYS BECKY WINS ROLL LADS
April 2, 2022 - 22:10
Eastern standard time you buffoon.
April 2, 2022 - 22:10
What’s Bianca’s character supposed to be? Feral nigger?
April 2, 2022 - 22:10
That's a trannys board now.
April 2, 2022 - 22:10
Why is Vince pushing that nappy haired Baboon ?
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April 2, 2022 - 22:10
>it's not gonna be Rock Freezing Steven Dallas guess I'll wait for Sunday to see the REAL main event.
April 2, 2022 - 22:10
>Becky Vs Belair Double turn coming? Seems like the perfect conditions for it.
April 2, 2022 - 22:10
>Match starts >Becky wins in 10 seconds How hard would you mark?
April 2, 2022 - 22:10
True, Sunday card looks cool but today I am only watching for Cody.
April 2, 2022 - 22:11
Heel-turn Becky is basically the heel-turn Stone Cold of the womemes division.
She has not once been organically booed.
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April 2, 2022 - 22:11