What's your excuse for not making it yet?

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Didnt get millions of dollars at bah mitzva or even a cool watch

They kinda don’t care and it shows.

it's not even being rich and jewish. it's blatant abuse of insider knowledge that will never be addressed.

>DUDE JUST INVEST 25 MILLIONS IN STOCK

I don't have a rich uncle who's obviously the one responsible for the investment.

GameStop hasn't MOASS'd yet, but it will and I have patience. Also "Jake Freeman" isn't a real person, and is a cover story and shell for Citadel. I will watch other GME holders enact justice unto the evil of this world through the power of Christ almighty while sitting in my penthouse playing video games and engaging in productive hobbies. Also BBBY will announce Ryan Cohen will be buying Buy Buy Baby at the end of this month and BBBY will sky rocket to higher levels.

I didn't get given 25mil to start with from daddy

> IN MEME STOCK

I went after shitcoins instead of sticking to BTC and ETH

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College student with 25 mills to invest, yea ok

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Is my computer going to get fixed?

>What's your excuse for not making it yet?

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Bro, give me insider info and I'll invest into stocks that are about to pump as well.
Please. I really need money.

well for starters my net worth is $3481.14 and not $25,000,000.

someo people just have life on easy mode...

(((Freeman))) and has initial access to 25$ million

how did a college student have 25 million lying around to invest in a meme stock?

because this the kind of spin used to handwave the blatant theft of $75 million from redditards

I put my 25 million into Israeli charities. All my profits go there desu. I do it for Christ.

>meme stocks

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>how do you do fellow college students?

This. The game is rigged.

I didn't get away from Any Forums until 2017, so I've only had 5 years of sensibility to get me to my mere $400k in assets.

wanting the world to be unfinancial