wtf do I do now
I won 1 mil $ on a 10$ scratcher
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Buy a cuckshed with the $200,000 you'll have after taxes
send it to me i'll invest it for you
it's a prank scratcher
Get off this board and speak to a real financial advisor.
One that will hopefully steer you to investing in it somewhere with yield dividends
wtf
Parsiq sirs you must buy the Parsiq sirs with all-in at once before you miss your chance.
get a manicure.
go all in on BTC x100 short
invest it in qanx, unironically
all in eye see pee
don't you need multiple winning numbers to win those? if you actually did though, congrats. I would market buy $1 million of LINK if I were you
user, the winning numbers are in the top row, it's 35.
yeah you need all the numbers for $1m. OP is larping
>paying $10 for a one in 300 million chance to win
lol. i could get an entire pizza for $10
lottofags just need the false hope, the dream, to keep going in their wagie lives. same reason i bought bitcoin but bitcoin at least might go up
oh shit nevermind, OP really did win $1 million
ctlottery.org
>Match any of YOUR NUMBERS to any of the WINNING NUMBERS, win PRIZE shown below your matching number(s). Reveal a "2X" symbol, win 2 TIMES the PRIZE shown below that symbol. Reveal a "5X" symbol, win 5 TIMES the PRIZE shown below that symbol. Reveal a "10X" symbol, win 10 TIMES the PRIZE shown below that symbol. Reveal a "EMERALD" symbol, win ALL 20 PRIZES!
if i was a gambling man i'd just buy shitcoins on the binance scam chain. throw 10 bucks into something with a dog on it. that's be better odds of winning then any scratch ticket.
when theres a line at the convenience store its always some dumb looking fuck, the dumbest looking fucks, buying his scratchers.
hilariously the store clerk pulls out the scratchers so the lottofag can pick out a scratcher for himself, like it even matters. but it matters to the lottofag because they have magical thinking and dont want the clerk to just hand them any random card
>ctlottery.org
damn nigga you dumb haha
buy $500k link
buy $500k icp
scratch lotto is just so sad, hopium for the masses and straling what little they have left. 10% of scratch lotto users found at gas stations could form a revolutionary army and overthrow the jew in their homeland, another sad thought.
BUY AMD AND ETH WITH WHATEVER THAT ISNT TAXED AWAY NOW
You'll be richer in 5 years. Do it. Become a multimillionaire.
As others have said, in order to pay your taxes, put all of it into crypto when we hit the bottom. Exit at 3x or 4x... THEN pay taxes. You end up with like 2.5 to 3 mill or so net.
I don’t know but now I want a lottery ticket
do you feel shame? will you give in to a completely irrational desire to loose 10 bucks? or will you have some dignity as a rational thinking being who understands basic statistics and not waste your money?
moral of the story
wtf lottochads I kneel, brb selling all my scam crypto for lotto tickets
canada buying limit on altconins: 30k a year
buying limit on scratchers and casinos: none
"consumer protection"
not advocating for a buying limit on casinos and scratchers, that'd be some nanny state bullshit. just saying. should revoke the altcoin buying limit we're not children and they're not our parents. fucking arrogant political class think they're better then us, they're worse.
lottoshills take note, shilling your scam on Any Forums will result in net backlash. not worth it. stick to dreddit, faceberg, twatter, and other updoot hugboxes
wtf there is a limit on crypto buys in canada?
FUCKING LMAO AND I THOUGHT GERMANY WAS KEKED
lmao