Passive aggressive workplace

You're not getting passive aggressive are you wagie?
>please advise
>noted
>friendly reminder
>will do
>thanks in advance
>per our last conversation
>circling back
>as per my last email
>as promised
>as discussed

cnbc.com/2022/08/19/these-phrases-make-you-sound-passive-aggressive-in-the-workplace.html

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Office roasties are going full schizo

What about when I call my coworkers a bunch of nigger faggots.
Is that passive-aggressive?

>>please advise
a request, definitely not passive aggressive
>>noted
a confirmation, passive aggressive
>>friendly reminder
slightly passive aggressive
>>will do
a confirmation, not passive aggressive
>>thanks in advance
this is the one of the bunch that is full passive aggressive
>>per our last conversation
slightly passive aggressive
>>circling back
changing the topic, not passive aggressive
>>as per my last email
giving an update, not passive aggressive
>>as promised
giving an update, not passive aggressive
>>as discussed
giving an update, passive aggressive

what are these cunts on about then? only 1 of those are passive aggressive, and 2 slightly, but the rest aren't

Kill yourself.

Everyone in my company says "will do" a dozen times a day.

>>as discussed
giving an update, *not passive aggressive

you too

who cares if some sissyqueers think me going like you promised I want that paperwork at the end of the day is passive aggressive... no its me reminding you to keep your word dumb pussyqueer. god damn only faggots would cry about words and go it it its passive aggressive weep weep *shits panties from fear while shaking*

i'm not racist BUT death to niggers kikes cunts and basically all non-human humanoid races

No, that’s actively aggressive.

Office work sounds gay as fuck

I'M REMINDING YOU BECAUSE IF I DIDN'T YOU'D EMAIL 2 WEEKS LATER ASKING IF ANYONE DID WHAT YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I was written up at work for "threatening" someone over email
>if you continue to ignore my emails I will come to your desk for an answer
that was threatening

why is noted passive aggressive? I use that sometimes, usually if I'm just confirming something somebody says, instead of "ok". for example if somebody says like "there's a problem with service x, but we're working on it and Jones is on the job" I'll respond with "noted :white_checkmark:" or some other emoji along the lines

maybe it gives a feeling that you received the information but not promise to act on it. other than that no idea.

>tfw i drop a "please be advised" on them

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hung over as shit so i completely fucked up copy pasting
>>noted
a confirmation, *not passive aggressive
>>as discussed
giving an update, *not passive aggressive

only one passive aggressive on there is "thanks in advance", since "yes you're already going to do it as i told you and "thanks for that" later
"friendly reminder" is kind of a way to bitch about reminding someone. same with "per our last conversation"

This user is right It's like saying 'I'll keep it in mind."
If you have any further questions, please do not hesitate to (you) me.

nice one mate

typical how the non passive aggressive ones are completely submissive cuck shit
"sorry to bother you" master, please present me your erect fallus, "I'll take care of it"

that makes sense. I think that's why I only use it when indeed I will not act on it.

thank you my autist friends, yh

Literally every email I send

> ccs your manager

kek

k now do it for a construction site/trades

>as discussed
>I have to tell you again
>You need reminding
It also often links to some negative thing. We had to make some sort of change because x wasn't working.