>26 years old

>only have $118,500 in cash, $13,500 in a mutual fund, and a measly $2,400 in crypto
>everyone else my age is out living their lives, going to clubs, weddings, concerts, bars, sporting events, and all of them don’t even know a single thing about personal finance but they still have more than me by simply making out their 401k and having high powered high paying high status careers in finance, law, and medicine

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118 thousand dollars cash? ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm invest?

True, I barely invest in crypto and pretty much just wagecuck. I’m 26 with 170k in my 401k, 50k cash, 130k in a mutual fund, 200k in my house

Your age. Have $50 to my name. Still haven’t finished college.

stfu

this. be grateful for what you have user

this retard is 26 years old and still in college, he has permanently lost. Feel better OP you could be this user

maybe he will have sex, which OP has never done.

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Wtf

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>high powered high paying high status careers in finance, law, and medicine
yeh, that'll do it. why didn't you do that user?

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Do you want everyone to tell you you're ok or something? Ngmi fishing for approval

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based

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imagine having these saved to your computer. imagine having a entire folder full of this shit. then dumping it.

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God, all these animal feces make me horny af

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