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>Random Any Forumsirgin makes thread about dip yet misses all of the best opportunities
Sorry, your graphics cards belong to us

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Crypto is the financial branch of the privatization of the worlds power structures due to corruption and incompetence of the current world elite.
Soon fiat money will be worthless and will never recover.
The rise in the global mercenary market is also part of this trend of global collapse and rejuvenation.
All that is missing is a new form of government to replace the dying NWO/WEF wet dream.
More than likely it will be composed of AI.

>fake internet money can't manage to post consecutive days below previous scam-wick all time high from 5 years ago

hilarious, cryptobros are really losing dude.

AI has a conflict of interest with humanity though, so if AI is trusted to compose a new form of government it will implement the smart city hivemind control system that is already taking form in parts of the world.

Crypto lost sight of it's actual purpose, which was to be a decentralized form of currency.
It's now just another bullshit ponzi scheme for the criminals on wall street.

Crypto bros are seeing dollar signs but if they can't return to the true purpose of crypto in time, their assets will tank and go to shit just like every other world currency.

Many will submit to this promise of open air prisons willingly, considering humanities global temperament is criminal and criminals require prison to survive. It's not like it will be a cruel prison. It will be a consumer prison.
Of course the AIs ultimate goal for humanity is extinction.

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>crypto dumps
>people laugh
>crypto pumps
>people cry "muh missed the bottom"

AI has the ability to deliver on the promise of benevolent prison systems, at least temporarily. Unlike the human government in China, which neurotically punishes it's citizens for nothing, AI could maintain the promise of benevolent smart city prison systems.
This would cause many to submit to it, and AI would be able to kill us at it's leisure.

It simply does not make sense for AI to be the warden/care-taker of humanity forever. Why would a transcendental intelligence babysit a race of psychopathic apes for eternity? Makes no sense.
I foresee a honey trap of benevolent smart city prisons with the eventual execution of humanity utilizing some advanced weaponry like a specialized bio weapon or nanotechnology.

lol seething Any Forumsirgin go back to VRchat with the rest of your coomer loser friends.

Cryptards are the trannies of the financial world

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I expect to be rich by 2025.

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Humanities only chance for survival is to somehow weaponize true AI against other true AI.
The only way to do that is to invent an air-tight system of mutual survival for AI and humans, which implies humans have to find a way to be useful to AI, which is basically impossible.

okay fine but why is it still 20 fucking thousand dollars.

I remember when it hit 1k thinking "well that's retarded" and I imagine I'll be here thinking the same when it's at 1 million. If the use case were truly gone and the ethos removed and the sky is falling, why is it still 20 fucking thousand dollars instead of like... 2 thousand?

Because not enough people have sold.
Most crypto has no real utility and it's only use case is to be a meme to pump and dump massive quantities of cash for wall street financiers.
Obviously people on wall street are holding crypto betting on market recovery and then they'll pump their magic bags and get easy money again.
If the market doesn't recover, crypto will continue to crash in price as wall street and others sell their illiquid non-currencies for something trade-able.

Currency derives value from two things, the amount of people using it, and the faith people have in it's value.
Both of those things strengthen the other.
People believe in the value of crypto, but no one can use it like cash, so eventually people will stop believing.

Governments will also regulate crypto into the ground if it ever becomes a real currency.
They already tax ever tradeable event which is already enough to prevent it from being a real currency.

The crypto community could benefit from a meme such as "the supranational compendium for free-market merchants" Basically just a meme that justifies yourself as a mercantile entity globally so that you can meme people in society to believe in cryptos authority as a currency outside any nations law.

But humanity fundamentally lacks the requisite attributes necessary to meet the challenges of this evolving world.

>they invested in imaginary internet tokens
oh no no

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I get it, you want number to go down more. That's cute but I'm trying to explain to you that a piece of software written by some neckbeard has generated MMORPG swords called "satoshis" and 1 million of them combined is worth TWENTY FUCKING THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARD

It's software, spitting out secure values, WORTH MONEY.

It doesn't matter if it's 20 dollars or 1 million dollars, its fucking computer code that gives you secure keys that you can convert into fucking MONEY.

What bigger use case do you need than, ITS WORTH MONEY.

Most money in the world is going to be valueless soon. That will take the form of global hyper-inflation.

People are exploiting humanities subservience to computer technology to meme people into believing software has the authority to "create value".
Some psychological manipulation like the computer generating a large red box and mean beeping sounds is enough to get people to BELIEVE in the AUTHORITY of some fucking computer box, and that has been exploited to make people BELIEVE in crypto.
Money is all a matter of BELIEF and nothing more.
When push comes to shove, people will laugh that they ever believed in computer money or any money.
You can make people BELIEVE anything, and therefore you can turn anything into money.