I'm moving to Germany next year

I'm moving to Germany next year
How fucked am I?

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We are Ful

honestly at this point literally nothing is off the table.
scary shit.

Ze bugs.

Just grow a beard and pretend to be islamic. Should be able to harvest all their gibs and get free rent

you'll be fine

You won't be able to feel fear once you are frozen to death this winter with no heating or electricity.

Take that Putin!

Electricity currently costs 0.5€ a kW...

Ah and if it's for work you should cancel that.
The company which hired you is going bankrupt this winter.

Pack a sweater.

0.6€ desu senpai

Don’t worry, the EU will save you

Hope you like the military because in a couple of years they will go free Russia from russians.

Germany soon will declare US as hostile country and open the NS2 to solve the gas crisis.

Depends, are you (i) gay, (ii) a roastie, (iii) non-white, (iv) radical islamist? You are fine.

If not, prepare to be boarded.

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Jesus German food looks fucking shit

if you cant defend yourself then you are a pet

That's schnitzel you dumb mother fucker. It's delicious. Just because we're all making money off selling LNG to keep the poor green-agenda-sodden fools alive through the winter doesn't mean you can slag off on the food.

You're going to be fine. Which Bundesland are you moving to?

I moved from Germany to France
It's the same shit but with more arabs

Into the land of the highest taxes on earth behind failed belgium? Full of media influenced retards being indoctrinized to mock their own culture? The country with the failing social security system where perfectly healthy parts of the population are not working as it doesn‘t make sense because of free state money? Where demographics and vaste amounts of poor and unadjusted immigrants will undeniably crash society? Kek, think twice OP.

You'll be less fucked if you avoid G*rmany. These retards tore down their nuclear reactors and are now reclassifying coal as "green". What a joke of a country.

Where are you moving from?

>take a shower
>that's gonna be 15 euro of gas/electricity

Get out. Now.