What's the best money advice you have ever received?

money isn't real so don't feel like spending it is a reward

A toilet flush uses less water than a load of laundry so dont shit your pants, just shit in the toilet

>don't take advice on money
but really
>money is its own entity. It is not work. It is not goods. It is not services. It is not time, it is not effort. It does not conform to physical laws like conservation and does not need to conform to any particular mathematical structure. It is its own entity.
Once you realize money is like a poorly coded object in a video game you can actually recognize what you need to recognize, and you will be able to take advantage of glitches rather than complain that the core gameplay is shit.

Yeh but the time saved by shitting in your pants can be used making more money #hustlersuniversity

buy high sell low

+ you can sell them as an 18 year old girls shat on panties later on

$5000 isn't a lot of money to have, but it's a lot to owe.

Damn nigger, now that's interesting

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Start a roth ira when I was 21, I didn't start one until I was 27, what a retard.

"Buy Link"

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Prioritize gains, not tax strategies.

can you make this less abstract please?

Probably the whole Rich dad poor dad spiel. It's genius in it's simplicity. "Assets put money in your pocket and liabilities take money from your pocket." So simply buy Assets and use them to fund your liabilities.

Also all his rants about using other peoples money is mostly true, if a bit entitled and showing the signs of his time (ie. Growing up in a country that was hugely prosperous)

I'm not sure that's that interesting, since everything in human life is like that when it becomes practical, because nothing is in its pure theoretical form anyway.