/smg/ - Stock Market General

Wojak edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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we got another casualty boys

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Niggers really think 400% is just the start and they can buy in like it’s apple in 2007. Your buying a defunct retail chain nigga

>Over a year after the Jan. 2021 meme surge
>People still buying the top of meme surges

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You love to see it

>28$
Do people unironically not check the chart before even buying?

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but DOOOD its gonna go to the moon!

>dude who cares about the entry price when it's going to the MOON

>your

I’m speaking Ebonics didn’t know y’all hated on the black man

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Do you guys think it's safe to sell puts monday? Stocks aren't actually gonnil keep going down, it's just gonnil crab around these levels until midterms, right?

Lol, nobody has time for research when they could be gambling.

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Would you date a wh*te woman if you had a male dog?

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When is the Reddit IPO again?

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How is this not grounds for arrest

>imagine doubting gay sex

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>Would you date...
Nope.

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>Wisconsin
It checks out

>Reddit users
90% of them are bots.

Already did. But make sure it's a good underlying and not a meme, or at least a truly exceptional meme.

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>imagine doubting ruthless exploitation of the ignorant masses

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>Stocks aren't actually gonnil keep going down
Lots of key events next week,you cant be serious.

OMG IS THAT A NEW APU IMAGE I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT ONE BEFORE I MUST SAVE IT TO MY APU FOLDER IMMEDIATELY SO I CAN REPOST IT LATER A MILLION BILLION TIMES

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Is it to late to get into Arlp I think Germans need their coal

Feel bad for the wife desu

He's even giving out the timing. It can't be this easy. It can't be....

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>OMG IS THAT A NEW APU IMAGE I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT ONE BEFORE I MUST SAVE IT TO MY APU FOLDER IMMEDIATELY SO I CAN REPOST IT LATER A MILLION BILLION TIMES

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I am selling next pump.

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I'm not sure if he actually meant what he was saying or if gonnil indicates a naive point of view. When I sound it out, it sounds kinda childish. Which is awesome. This guy is a real creator. A regular ham handler. A fucking wordsmith you know what I mean?

suck my cock

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>"Some Bed Bath & Beyond Suppliers Halt Shipments on Unpaid Bills"

>"Some Bed Bath & Beyond Inc. suppliers are restricting or halting shipments altogether after the home-goods retailer fell behind on payments, according to people familiar with the matter, complicating the company’s scramble for liquidity."

>"Several of the firms that provide credit insurance or short-term financing to vendors have revoked coverage of Bed Bath & Beyond, according to the people, who asked not to be identified discussing private information."
Chapter 11 here we come!

The rest of our investing lives will be spent reading essays explaining why the current situation of ticker X is like one singular event when the government was prepping a third round of aid checks to a population collecting unemployment to stay home and not use any disposable income in an environment with no inflation and negative interest rates.
I mean, for predditors, anyway.

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>germany PPI 5.5% MoM
collapse of europe soon frens

be ready to gargle arab cum eurosissies!

I have zero hope for future growth and will be taking burry's plans of buying GEO. I fully expect middlewit slightly above average iq at best power larpers like klaus schwab that below average iq posters on biz mainly that of chainlink holders whom idolize has detailed plans to mass imprison these dangerous idiots when they lose everything when markets plummet hard later this decade and they are left bagholding and act out in violent crimes from being mentally broken fully.

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