Degenerate gamblers meets debauchery gay sex orgies. The perfect match of /smg/ with gay transexuals. Who knew monkey poop would bring together all the communities.
I truly hate the typical market freakout that happens around options expiration. Jesus fucking christ it just shows how shortsighted and greedy Big Money is. They could literally make the market steadily go up forever but instead they want to play shitty schoolyard games with billions of dollars worth of speculation. Absolute faggots.
>world is overpopulated and climate change is driven by humans >now i have the perfect pretext to commit a genocide and the executioners think they're saving the world
Chase Thomas
if by $80 you mean $0, yes.
Gabriel Nguyen
My Jewish dad works at BBBY headquarters and he said Cohen is buying his shares back
that entire sector is just utterly fucked, it's insane that it's been going on to the point where companies have lost almost 100% over the year, not even just 80% and then rebounding, but STILL falling
Grayson Gonzalez
Based
Ethan Edwards
The market is going to start tanking, the likes of which have never been seen since 1929 starting in september.
That's pretty retarded since although models may tell you otherwise, volatility reduces risk if you hold long enough. Giving you more chance to add lower or selling high when it's beneficial. So I say I like it.
Angel Howard
oil kings reporting in, "esg" peasants move the fuck away >inb4 muh recession by the time we drop -10% you drop -80% faggots. oil is up dividends are up earnings are up buyback is on full speed
I vaguely recall reading somewhere how arbitrary and poorly structured "value" and "growth" ETFs are. They just blindly lump together hidden gems with imminent bankruptcies due to low P/E ratios or whatever.
Maybe more carefully selected names are performing better?
>Maybe more carefully selected names are performing better? nope, they've all been bundled together regardless of how they actually perform financially; it'll be a surprise to see any that haven't suffered massive hits YTD
Daniel Lopez
nice try baggie i'll order you some strong rope
James Peterson
desu I really wish I traded oil earlier and sold in june or so instead of diamond handing it.
Siga bros is this it? Will it ever be green again?
Jace Davis
OK, I only mention that because I remember people shilling stuff like Foot Locker as a more genuine value stock and it...holy shit.
Leo Thomas
Value is easy you can look at shit like PE ratio. For example TSM at one point this year being 11 while Tesla was 140
But growth I have no fucking idea. On paper its supposed to be because the company has good fundamentals, growing revenue, low debt, etc. But that's a lot of variables to fuck up. GE was the ultimate growth stock before it fucking died
the new BBBY cult cope is that there is some sort of law that makes it so all of ryan gohen's profits go back to BBBY. "guys he wouldn't do this to us its part of the plan trust us. its jet fuel for the MOASS 2 MORE WEEKS"
they are coping so hard they'd rather celebrity worship his ass
Tyler Hill
I sort of wonder if everyone buying cheeky Russian shares is the equivalent of buying, like, BMW shares in 1935. Or IG Farben.
Adam Hill
I want to make money with no work by just clicking buttons on my computer once and a while, stock for this dream?
Cameron Lewis
>allowing the brokerage to draw a grid that is designed to alter your perceptions ngmi
Gabriel Diaz
I restored 40% of my losses because that faggot jay pow opened his mouth in June. But I don't care because I got +8% yield hike on CTRA. Picrel is UNG and it tracks the natgas price. Marcellus Shale is the biggest shale natural gas patch in North America and CTRA and EQT are the major drillers there. This is a long term hold
Maybe, all I know is I was willing to risk 10k because the risk/reward looked good. I think the Ukraine thing will slip out of general consciousness soon and things will return to normal. Western governments are going to have other things to be hysterical about.
Adam Perry
I am the only human alive that is immune to propaganda, were you not aware?
The greater depression is not priced in. You have no idea what is coming. You will see the collapse of the "too big to fail" banks, and centralized banking as a whole.
So I have a little timing question.. The APE dividend is paid by AMC today after close. Monday is the first ex-dividend trading day. So if I short or long AMC today I will also be short/long APE shares on Monday. Standard stuff.
How does that interact with option exercise? Suppose I sell a put and it gets exercised on Saturday morning, putting me in a long position. Do I get shares or not?
I did have XOM for the first quarter as well. Sold too early but whatever. Also made a nice payday shorting oil futures contracts that time it went up over 130$. Only oil plays I've made this year feels bad.
