Wake up one morning

>wake up one morning
>see this next to you
what do?

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>broke into my house
>i can shoot her legally
pull out the gun from under my futon and open fire

Find a Husian Growlithe to fuck

>i can shoot her legally
... what?

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>i'm rei
>wake up to akari sleeping next to me

when presented an opportunity, one must take it

I think I would unironically be suicidally depressed if I was trapped in the past with no internet or video games.

>listening to a cartoon dog

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pass a mighty fart to let her know I care

>arceusdammit another female now what does this bitch want
I would then proceed to roll over in an attempt to sleep again

Well wow I underestimated America kek

I took a Practical Law class in my senior year of high school and my teacher, who was a retired lawyer, said that if we ever had our homes invaded and we wanted to know what it would be like to kill a man, make sure you don't let them leave. As long as they're in your house, there's almost nothing you could do to them that isn't legally justified, including shooting them in the back. Once they walk out that door, it's more of a gray area.

>trying to kill a video game protag
she will simply re-spawn a few moments later

She won't even die apparently, just faint and black out with some of her items lost.

Praise Arceus!

>wanted to rob my house
>saw me, fell in love instantly
>waited for me to wake up to apologize
Why is that so hot?

Why isn't she naked?

She woke up before you and got ready, but lied down again, only for you to see her when waking up.

Grab her butt and kiss her on the 4head.

Smell her rancid farts

sweat with her

Kek

Grab her, kiss her while raping her