Aaaaand here's little user Jr. coming out of his cave for once!

>Aaaaand here's little user Jr. coming out of his cave for once!

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three pokemon found dead in a brutal family shooting

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let me go, please for the love of god

>Oh, noes! Pumpkin, did you forget to take your memory medicine again?
>Here. You aren't going anywhere until you have drunk it to the last drop.

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>ywn have mama latias force herself upon you during bath time or the middle of the night
>ywn have to keep this fact secret from the counselor during another school conference about your behavior
>ywn have mama latias beat you for having to go to another conference before forcing herself again and saying she loves you
>ywn have sister vaporeon and daddy latios look away and stay silent about it like they always do

i dont want to, that makes me feel funny

>hey mom, I saw you making out with that Lucario deliveryman yesterday
>pops, you need to lose some weight, no wonder mom's cheating on you
>anyways I just came down to get some food and back to vidya it is, I expect you in my room in an hour Vaporeon
>no, I won't get a job
>*winks*

Damn, switch users look like THAT?

>We know, user. We are on a cuck-bull relationship, haven't we tell you?
>And call him by his name which is Jerry. You should know Lucario has become a very offensive word for them with all that has been happening out there.
>By the way, just a reminder there won't be any internet for you until I see your CV done and prepped, okay mister?
>Before you go, apologize to your sister. That's no such way to talk to my girl, user Jr.

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