You will never be a ‘pro’ nuzlocker. You have no unit of measurement, you have no tournaments with prize pools, you have no recognised e-sport. You are a disingenuous Bort twisted by mediocre childhood gens and an inferiority complex into a crude mockery of Pokemon’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is from social climbers. Behind your back people mock you. Real fans are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your arbitrary playstyle behind closed doors.
Comfychads are utterly repulsed by you. 25 years of games has cemented that Pokemon can only faint, not die. Even nuzlockers that claim to play casually seem suspicious and off to a Comfychad. Your constant references to ‘viability’ and ‘shitmons’ is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to convince normies on Twitter and YouTube that ‘pro’ nuzlockers exist, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second an e-celeb with more subscribers calls you out on your bullshit.
You will never be a ‘pro’ nuzlocker. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself that you are one, but deep inside you feel the reality of actually just being a ‘content creator’, since this is where your income actually comes from, unlike real e-sports players or speedrunners that have real events with prize pools.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll sperg out on Twitter about Gen 2, get caught cheating one of your nuzlockes, and expose yourself as a conman. Your friends will see you get exposed, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll have a eulogy on Discord for your dead career, with a headstone marked with ‘former content creator’, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an irrelevant content creator was rightly outed. Your legacy will decay and all that will remain are YouTube videos that you earned ad revenue as a ‘content creator’.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Of all the schizo posters you're my favorite. Thank you for not being a furry
Alexander Cooper
leave it to a german to make a little fun challenge run that started as stick drawings and the rules >release a pokemon if it faints >have to catch the first pokemon in each area and nothing else to make it as autistic as possible
Lincoln Cooper
this. I got banned in Jan's twitch chat for typing zzz after 20 minutes of planning for a 3 minute battle.
autism
Angel Murphy
Why does he soiface? Is it clickbait or does he genuinely freak out over people making mistakes in a self imposed challenge?
James Gonzalez
soifacing is yt 101
Christopher White
>opening your mouth is.. LE SOI!!!! AIEEEEE SAVE ME POL
Kayden Cook
opening your mouth in excitement is literally what basedfacing is you glass wearing fatass
Jonathan Baker
Is this going to be spammed whenever i browse Any Forums?
Zachary Gomez
>FURRY FURRY FURRY Verlisfy have yiffed your mind.
Jonathan King
He pretends to hate Johto therefore Discord spams him a lot, better get used to it
Charles Morgan
>he's only pretending to be retarded!!!
Carter Cruz
He says anything to bring in the clicks, his whole channel blew up in the first place because he made a garbage react video over someone else's animation
Levi Lopez
The ego of this guy to give himself the title of pro for something few give a shit about and thinking that we should care for his opinion on anything because of it
Mason Miller
>t. noob
Christian White
putting funny faces is genuinely a clickbait tactic that works
Joshua Young
This. Doing all this math and calculations over a difficult Pokémon game of all things is not a skill that should be bragged about. It's like how the boys on Sleepycabin described it, if a solar flare hit the earth and knocked out all electronics all the let's players would be out on the street begging for money because they're over 30 and have no marketable skills. Jan is an obnoxious faggot
Isn't Sleepycabin's biggest name (Oney) a Let's Player?
Caleb Bennett
It's essentially how he manipulates kids into clicking on his videos, that and the soiface he does. Retarded kids idolise YouTubers that "get to play Pokemon for a living". Completely shameless.
Noah Hughes
He's right though, gen 2 is the worst and the people that actually like it should be culled
Jonathan Gutierrez
ywnbapn
Jaxon Torres
why are zoomers obsessed with watching others REACT it's fucking creepy