Imagine calling your favorite Pokémon your “bro” as if you aren’t a balding fatass who is over 25 and still...

Imagine calling your favorite Pokémon your “bro” as if you aren’t a balding fatass who is over 25 and still thinks he has a chance to be cool. Just shut up and play the game “bro”.

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you are a faggot

>bro
bro

>he doesn’t call his Pokémon friends “bros” and “broettes”
Faggot

What makes you hate joy, user? Are you okay? Are you sad?

You're just mad you'll never have what me and Hitmonchan have

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user says, attempting to look cool on the Anonymous image sharing board for a children's franchise

>THIS user DONT CARE ABOUT POKEMON. LETS LAUGH AT HIM

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>make thread to seethe and cry
I'm a clever little troll teehee
>other people spend 3 seconds replying
They're so mad xdxd

I'm 22 years old and my dad makes fun of me for being a virgin. He publicly mocks me over this fact.

I’ll pop your cherry, dolly knockers

Is this why you're upset? I'm sorry your dad has been making fun of you. Virginity is a social construct. Who cares when you lose it? You can lose it when you like, with someone you care about, or even with someone you don't really care much about if you felt like that. Of course, this doesn't change the fact that your dad mocks you over something this stupid, but anyone who laughs with him isn't very bright. I hope you can find yourself in a better situation. If he publicly mocks you for it, remind him that maybe he should've been a better parent, then. He'll be less enticed to mock you if you put him in the spotlight.

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>broettes
superbly based

Yeah I agree, OP; those people are pretty fucking sad. Here's my wife by the way.

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No I am OP and I am 46 year old virgin who shits in bed

Wish this guy (and the other Hitmons) were better. An assault vest set seems fine with enough team support and a chance to set up (power up punch/rapid spin/dynamax), but it’s still pretty underwhelming in practice.

BASED

Cope, mald, go bald, and seethe you old fucks

faggot