ITT:
>your dream squad of 6
>your sanctuary to chill with your mons
>Alakazam, Suicune, Metagross, Lugia, Blastoise, Hydreigon
>a mountain lake (like Oeschinensee in the Swiss Alps). I want to be in the mountains for the seclusion and for my two flying Pokémon to chill, and near a body of water for my water pokemon, and in a zen setting for my psychic bois
>Espeon
>Volcarona
>Charizard Mega-y
>Serperior
>Solrock
>Solgaleo
Always wanted to have a sun based team, as for the Sanctuary, a villa near warm waters, imagine something like buildings from Marseille.
Based
I'm going to destroy those beautiful mountains and everyone living there to get my hands on your Suicune. You and your precious friends are FINISHED.
>Saturday morning cartoon villain
You brought a knife to a gun fight faggot.
Normally I’d ignore a post like this but you came for my Suicune so now I’m giving you a reality check. Alakazam and Metagross are literally the two smartest Pokémon, they outthink supercomputers. Lugia can cause a 40-day storm with a light flutter of his wings. Your retard Pokémon might be able to beat them on paper but this isn’t the Pokémon league this is outside the law. We’ll fucking hunt you down, frame you for sex crimes so the entire region chases you with pitchforks, and rape your waifu with a Steelix
I'm doing a comfy sound/music based team and so far got:
- Toxtricity (Bass)
- Rillaboom (Drums)
- Corviknight (crows caw a lot)
- Kommo-o (Scales clang a lot)
- Lapras (Sing and music motive for the gigamax)
I'm missing a 6th, what should I choose?
Idiot, my Dragonite alone will be more than sufficient for blowing your precious sanctuary to smithereens. Add on Entei, Raikou, Tangrowth, Ninetails, and Dusclops and you'll never get away from me. Not EVER! Now die so that I can have SUICUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE!
>Sylveon
>Crobat
>Sableye
>Gallade
>Porygon-Z
>Goodra
A team filled with my faves and nothing else. Rather than having an actual sanctuary I’d just travel wherever I please and bring with me nice relaxing fog and rain.
Metagross solos your entire team. This also assuming you even make it to the battlefield. Alakazam and Metagross’s combined 10,000 IQ will wage a PR campaign against you painting you as a pedophile and put a bounty on your head with the money they earn rigging a roulette table with 1 penny doubled up 100 times ($90 trillion). Every trainer in every region will be gunning for you your only ally will be the casino we ripped off for $90T. We will storm the rare candy factory and dump a truckload of rare candy into a school of magikarp so thousands of level 100 Gyarados are walling off the seas. You can’t surf, all trainers are hunting you on the ground and burning down Viridian forest to find you. The 1000+ trainers chase you to the sea. Lugia flutters his wings causing a massive storm. The 1000+ level 100 Gyarados have been performing dragon dance for 72 hours straight boosting their attack stats to near nuclear levels and the rain makes their water attacks more deadly. Blastoise is holding down your waifu while I fuck her. Alakazam has been meditating building his power for the ultimate trick: right as I’m about to cum he transforms all the seawater into my cum, and as I cum all the dragon dancing Gyarados with godly level attack stats hydro pump at you simultaneously. One of these hydro pumps is strong enough to take out a thick steel fort knox, and you’re getting hit with 1000+, and Al the water is actually cum. You are pulverized into dust, no trace of you or your pokemon can be found. The only trace of you left is your empty desk at home with this thread open and the cursor blinking on your little clever shitpost response you never got to finish. Alakazam turns all the seawater in the region that was turned into my cum turned back into water now.
Nah, that's cap.
Your traveling instead of a sanctuary is a tasteful and zen twist on the thread theme well done
Possibly Exploud for the sono? Why not Kricketune for the Violin?
Meloetta so you can have a duet with it and Lapras. (Can also change form to have a little dance)
Traveling to many places seems prefect when you have varied Pokémon.
Since my Dream Team is cut into four parts environment-wise (Rhyperior and Aggron: Mountains, Mimikyu and Joltik: Urban/Forest, Samurott: Sea, Palkia: Space), it's hard to find a perfect spot for a Your Sanctuary.
>Two Pseudos
>Two Legendaries
>Mega
>Legendary UB
>Pseudo
>Pseudo
>Whatever the fuck this cringe role playing is
You’re all cringe and if Pokémon were he real the best you could be is a part-time Route 5er wagie with a Rattata and maybe a Grimer
There are literally people carrying pseudos before the 5th gym on gen 4-8. There are even ones that can be captured before the 1st gym (alola). Actually play the games before talking.
>prompt is "dream" pokemon team
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PICK PEOPLE THAT STRANGERS ON /VEEPEE/ MIGHT THINK ARE UNFAIR TO HAVE OMGGGG
if pokemon were real the best you could be is a cuckold wagie smoking a cigarette in the back of a pokemart
Oh please, it's pretty easy to get an Eevee.
As for the rest, just travel, we're working by Pokemon World rules here, not Reality.
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southern style ranch rich white man livin
>Torterra
for resting on in my backyard at sunset
>Growlithe
doggy for runs and fetch
>Ledyba
in my garden always eating my tomatos
>Slowpoke
retarded dog I didn't even catch he just thinks I own him
>Exploud
my chef he wears an apron and is like the White House chef, plays music too
>Regirock
Body guard but also Robot bro and butler
Maximum comfort
>fog and rain
kino
extremely based
It would also be hard to find and capture the being that embodies and controls half of space-time for the universe.
for you