What team had the worst idea?

What team had the worst idea?
What team had the best idea?
What do you think the new team will be?

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Team Aqua was just fucking retarded. Literally just a bunch of drooling, uneducated retards that tried to flood the world when the earth is already 71% water anyway. Fucking retards.

Archie was obviously the dumbest.

Team Flare. Everything about them was fucking stupid

Team Flare was the worst, by far.

Team Galactic is retarded and their motivation is vague nonsense.

I’ve always imagined them as a pseudo-science cult of some kind, attracting people who are intelligent but misguided to work under Cyrus

It's been ten years and I still legitimately have no idea what Team Flare's goal was.

As with everything, gen 6 is the worst followed by 4

They were all stupid because this is a children's game, you can give reasons for every evil team being the most retarded out of all of them.

I'd probably give the Least Retarded award to Team Rocket but they are really the only evil team that doesn't try to fuck with the box legendary so it makes sense for their goals to be slightly more grounded in reality.

Here is the objective truth, my favorite is Aqua but who cares i will post the real deal:
Kanto Rocket > BW1 Plasma > Skull > Galaxy > Aqua/Magma > Neo Plasma > Johto Rocket > Flare > Yell

>What team had the worst idea?
Flare, by far.

>What team had the best idea?
Plasma was legitimately pretty smart. Tricking people into disarming themselves so they could seize power. If only there was a similar real-world comparison.

Also Skull wasn't exactly the best in terms of ideology, but most realistic in that they were just a bunch of punk-ass teens with no clear goal other than to rebel.

>What do you think the new team will be?
Impossible to tell ever since Yell came out and has literally no purpose.

>I didn’t pay attention to the game
sounds like a you problem.

Guns aren't Pokemon, schizo

>Plasma was legitimately pretty smart
yeah, kicking a munna in public 5 minutes after you have a presentation about respecting pokemon and not knowing what a dragonite is is pretty smart.

Team Galactic is basically Heaven's Gate, except they're going to make everyone else drink the poison punch.

>Team Flare's goal is to make the world a more beautiful place
Wow great, now let's hear how that ties in to activating a super weapon from thousands of years ago and wiping out the entire planet.

At least with Plasma, the goal was fake so they could take over the world after everyone got rid of their Pokemon. Flare's goal sounds like some retarded fake ideology to trick people into doing something stupid, but never actually turns into that. We're led to believe Lysandre actually believe that "making the world a more beautiful place" is a tangible, achievable goal with a clear conclusion, and that he can do it by wiping the planet of all life.

Extermination of the Useless Eaters.

>Team Plasma invades the Cold Storage for literally no reason
>this is supposed to be the well written team

Literally all of them except Skull, Yell, and Rocket may as well be equally trash.

>Wow great, now let's hear how that ties in to activating a super weapon from thousands of years ago and wiping out the entire planet.
Less population = more resources = no one needs to live a miserable poor life. It’s the same motivation as MCU Thanos effectively. They literally explain this in the game which you would know if you actually paid attention.

If you want a team with ACTUAL retarded non-explained motives complain about Galactic instead.

Cyrus hates humanity and wants a new world all to himself, the grunts were on board because he told them the new world would have everyone's best interests in heart. They trust him because he's the boss and believe him to be a very competent and charismatic individual, so he's the best guy for forming the new world. Like nazis would want Hitler to be God.

>Cyrus hates humanity
Why?

>and wants a new world all to himself
Then he should just kill or isolate himself and accomplish the same thing.

> he told them the new world would have everyone's best interests in heart
What are the “best interests”?

> and believe him to be a very competent and charismatic
Too bad the game doesn’t portray this at all and he’s just a flat underdeveloped piece of cardboard who only exists as a contrived excuse to get the ugly legendary on the box of the game to show up.

>Less population = more resources = no one needs to live a miserable poor life.
except the only people he intends to save are the most selfish people in the world, so they will hoard resources even if there is no need to

>Why?
He hates the uglier emotions people like have like anger and hate, nor does he like how people are always in conflict too. There's a lot of ego involved too because he looks down on his own grunts. The world is incomplete and only he can make it perfect.
>Then he should just kill or isolate himself and accomplish the same thing.
Cynthia actually tells him to isolate himself, he responds that that's just running from the problem. He shouldn't have to hide while people continue to be imperfect.
>What are the "best interests"?
A utopia pretty much. The grunts had no reason to suspect Cyrus had something much more sinister in mind.
>Too bad the game doesn't portray this at all
There's that speech he made in Platinum showing the charismatic side, and grunts really adore him too. In terms of competence his company seems pretty successful, and he did invent the galactic bomb and form the red chain.

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