Time for your daily Conkeldick, Machump. Are you ready to be my bitch again for gen 9?

Time for your daily Conkeldick, Machump. Are you ready to be my bitch again for gen 9?

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Literally machamp but uglier

That's why he's the top and champ is the pretty girl bottom bitch

Stronger too

If it looks dumb its a mid pokémon. All good pokémon look cool. If you disagree with me you're wrong sadly.

Cute boyfriends

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I like them both.

What would Machamp need to compete on equal footing?

do conkeldurrs also rape gardevoirs or is it just machamps

Based
Rework No Guard effects and base damage of Dynamic Punch. Ideally +BST but Conk will have to get that for them to remain true rivals. Maybe a new signature ability to boost Atk, Def, Spe 1 stage

they rape gothitelles

A lot. A good start would be stat changes

You have to understand, raping Machamp is just strictly an assertion of power and dominance from Conkeldurr

Machoke has more porn than machamp.

???

absolutely based

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>Garchump cuckold pretends garchomp looks good
yeah too hard to resists your bait.

Absolutely fuckin based. Are you lads expecting gen 9 to give us anything great for the 2 lines? Are they getting a third counterpart? It's rumored to be a big dex and the same amount of gens has passed between gen 1 and gen 5 and gen 5 to gen 9

the ugliest pokemon there ever is quite the achievement

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>Are you lads expecting gen 9 to give us anything great for the 2 lines?
Just new fighting moves

>Are they getting a third counterpart?
Probably not, but I wanted Primeape's evo to be real, but we are getting boring shit like ANOTHER Diglett form and the Dunsparce evolution that probably the same people who asked for it will be disappointed

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