omg its even worse than we thought
actually dunsparce evolution is not a loli, BUT A PENIS
DUNSPARCE EVOLVES INTO DUNSPENIS
Omg its even worse than we thought
Asher Ramirez
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Aiden Hill
>dunsparce futa porn incoming
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Levi Bell
>male dunsparce become dundick
>female dunsparce becomes lolisparce
Keep up tool.
Benjamin White
look Morty! I've turned myself into a penis, Morty! I'm Dunpenis!
Logan Thomas
Do people actually believe these "leaks"
Jackson Turner
>Mara... But LE POKEMON!
Even now Pokemon has to keep ripping off who came before it, pathetic.
Evan Diaz
That's from Kaka, who Any Forums was sucking off as a "real" leaker, 'cause he was spoonfeeding them when Khu wouldn't leak outright like they wanted. Kaka, despite "not wanting attention" has now moved to attention mode and is suitably dropping info to ensure popularity now he's not posting images and is at risk of being marginalised..
Michael King
Yep, the whole thing was basically a kid's game influenced by 80's/early 90's Japanese pop culture, from the original concept being a wholesale rip-off of Hooi-Poi Capsules (you were originally meant to be able to buy critters in shops at one stage). It's just continuing its bent of tributing, homaging or referencing the wider gaming industry or pop culture (Ledian and Rotom referencing Pulseman, T-tar being a Godzilla reference, Arceus being a Japanese creation myth reference).
Kinda facetious to cry about their habit of references, while absolutely accepting past ones, due to being a fucking kid and not seeing them for what they were (I saw stand by me before I was 15, so I knew when I saw the reference at that age what Red and Blue were talking about when they said "four boys are walking on train tracks").
Colton Thomas
Dunkok
Jonathan Evans
Yep, its his time.
Austin Davis
Fucking liar, it's from Khu.
Nicholas Bennett
Whatever makes you think a snakelike Pokemon like Dunsparce will evolve into anything resembling a loli? This is Pokemon, not Digimon bro. You were bambozzled by your own misinformation. The hammer loli is a completely different pokemon
Jayden Adams
i kinda want sauce......
Brayden Perry
seriously people were just looking at Dunsparce's chinese name for the first time and getting all caught up in retardation when it was literally stated to be a fully new mon and not a cross gen evo for the hammer loli
Isaac Cook
There is no hammer loli.
There will never be a hammer loli.
Aaron Flores
>We decided to piggyback off of his legacy. He mentioned the hammer, right? Actually it was the waifumon that we would like to tease in June, but it was voted 3rd so it got shafted and postponed and now, thanks to him, say welcome to your loli waifu. Also the ace mon for 1 e4.
Caleb James
Can someone translate this to English? No I'm not mocking (you), I'm mocking Khu.
Justin Nelson
>This is Pokemon, not Digimon bro.
Two gens ago we had a mangosteen that evolved into a BDSM dominatrix, what the fuck do you mean "this isn't Digimon"
Brody Stewart
He's saying the hammer mon he teased IS the loli basically
Parker Martin
But literally all grass types evolve into a girl of any theme
Caleb Long
?
Jacob Johnson
...
Wait I get it now
Remember when Khu was sperging out about a "girl with dick" pokemon? Is THIS what he meant? A lolimon with dick on its name?
Nathan Nguyen
So dunsparce evo is the "Hard-core Queen"?
Gavin Jenkins
No because he specified loli and hardcore queen being separate.
Oliver Roberts
This confirms the loli is different.
Asher Lewis
Even if its not the loli, I still think this is what he meant with the girl with dick comment
Not like Dunsparce evo cant also be feminine
Adam Torres
dicksparce....
Lincoln Foster
Pregnant girl
Jace Young
Dunsparse's Jap name is Tsuchi no Ko. Literally means Child of the Earth(Ground). Dunsparse evolving into a lolimon is entirely possible. But let her be Ground/Fairy for fucks sake
Austin Jones
>Dunsparse's Jap name is Tsuchi no Ko.
It's Nokocchi, a scrambling of tsuchinoko.
Also, the tsuchi in tsuchinoko is 槌 (hammer), not 土 (earth)
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Sebastian Lewis
So. It is confirmed that the hammer loli is an evo of Dunsparse then
John Reyes
Perhaps it would be, frogposter, if the person you're trying to decipher riddles from had any degree of legitimately whatsoever.
Michael Roberts
Yeah. 槌の子 (tsuchi no ko) can be interpreted as both "hammer child" and "hammer girl".
Ayden Bell
that annoying king fatdick poster was only here for a short while huh
Ethan Powell
I think the point is more than "hammer loli" = "tsuchi no ko" = "Dunsparce, the tsuchinoko pokemon".
People weren't making the direct connection between "hammer loli" and Dunsparce because they didn't know what a tsuchinoko was and what it literally means, which would've been obvious to nips and chinks
John Perry
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Nathan Long
I never noticed this poster, was he hinting at it?
Benjamin Robinson
>king fatdick knew all along
Jordan Edwards
tsuchinoko has always been slang for fatdick
clearly none of you have been to inkei
Christopher Jones
The pieces feel like they're coming together but it's still confusing. Khu made the loli hammermon out to be different to the "hardcore queen" mon but it would make sense for the supposedly female only Dunsparce evo to have a big jackhammer that looks like a dick, with "Tsuchinoko" being the slang for penis that he was talking about.
I don't know anymore.
Henry Russell
>Mara
Easton Rivera
Hardcore queen is a human NPC. Hammer loli is a pokemon.
Jeremiah Kelly
retard khucuck being okay with nothing lmao