Fishing is gone

>fishing is gone
>Only 6 Gyms
>No Donphan Evo
>No new Eeveelutions
>Alt Evo for Murkrow but not Misdreavous
>Graphics look like a mobile game
>only 3 cities and 9 towns
>none of the fossils are in
>none of the past starters are in
>Kalos starters still aren't accessible on any Switch games
>new gimmick is just megas but with extra steps
>there will be DLC
>Sprigatito's Evo is bipedal
>the game will be "story based" which means the game will be 90% cutscenes a la Sun & Moon
>The rival is just Hop/Hau but with tits
...and I thought it couldn't get any worse than SwSh...

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None of these things are bad, though. Who gives a fuck about Donphan and Misdreavous anyway?

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>No Donphan Evo
>No new Eeveelutions
>Alt Evo for Murkrow but not Misdreavous
>none of the fossils are in
>none of the past starters are in
>Kalos starters still aren't accessible on any Switch games
>The rival is just Hop/Hau but with tits
Good

>Only 6 gyms
Bullshit, that's not been said once, stop lying

>only 3 cities and 9 towns
isn't that the usual amount

Oh yeah remember that mandibuzz regional?

Donphan needs to get an evo because Ursaring got one. Misdreavous needs to get an alt evo because Murkrow is getting one. Third versions are better than DLC. Greninja is one of the most popular Pokémon, especially among zoomers. And friendly rivals are cancer.

>And friendly rivals are cancer.
I prefer the "One friendly rival and one jerkass/serious/professional rival" approach myself.

That was the formula for the original Black & White, and for the Gen 7 games. That was a good approach, I agree. But I doubt we'll get that.

What does Donphan have to do with Ursaring other than both being Gen 2 pokemon?

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>>fishing is gone
And nothing of value was lost.

>Donphan needs to get an evo because Ursaring got one.
non-sequitur

2-stage mons that correspond by version. I think the poster you responded to is ridiculous, but I also see why he'd feel the way he does

>Only 6 Gyms
What the flying fuck? Source?
>...and I thought it couldn't get any worse than SwSh...
Even with all you listed, it WILL be better than SwSh. It truly is impossible to make something worse.

>only 6 gyms
Wrong. Everything else you listed makes this the best gen in the series.

>>fishing is gone
good riddance

The fact every new gimmick is "megas" to the Poke-autist fan says a lot about what they know of the lore, and megas themselves.

>fishing is gone
Who cares? Fishing has been pretty much irrelevant since X&Y.
>Only 6 Gyms
This would be terrible if true, but it's not confirmed yet.
>No Donphan Evo
Does it need one? Donphan is already strong. Unlike Ursaring which was basically useless.
>No new Eeveelutions
Face it, the Dragon Eeveelution is never happening.
>Alt Evo for Murkrow but not Misdreavous
This is weird, but not bad. No different from Gen 2 when Scyther got an evo but not Pinsir.
>Graphics look like a mobile game
Agree. Fuck Gamefreak.
>only 3 cities and 9 towns
Standard for the franchise
>none of the fossils are in
Ok that's fucked up
>none of the past starters are in
Also fucked up
>Kalos starters still aren't accessible on
any Switch games
Greninja is basically the poster child for Pokémon Home prisoners lmaoo
>new gimmick is just megas but with extra steps
We don't know enough about the new gimmick yet
>there will be DLC
I prefer 3rd versions as well but don't necessarily hate DLC
>Sprigatito's Evo is bipedal
Ok fuck Gamefreak and their furry pandering
>the game will be "story based" which means the game will be 90% cutscenes a la Sun & Moon
Sadly, standard at this point
>The rival is just Hop/Hau but with tits
As much as I miss real rivals, friendly rivals are sadly standard at this point

>The rival is Just Hop/Hau but with tits
It doesnt matter, she will still be popular because she is a young female and Pokemon fans being mostly porn addicted incels will love this

He literally said there were 2 more gym leaders he didnt post the pics of. He also said days ago there were transfer only mons.

>It doesnt matter, she will still be popular because she is a young female and Pokemon fans being mostly pedos will love this
FTFY

>fishing is gone
While options are nice, I never used it anyway so I don't care.
>Only 6 Gyms
Less fluff seems good.
>No Donphan Evo
???
>No new Eeveelutions
???
>Alt Evo for Murkrow but not Misdreavous
Why would Misdreavous need one if Murkrow gets one?
>Graphics look like a mobile game
GF seems to want to treat the Switch as a handheld device, so visuals make sense.
>only 3 cities and 9 towns
So about normal.
>none of the fossils are in
Dexit and it's not going to go away, I've accepted this.
>none of the past starters are in
Cool, they don't need to be.
>Kalos starters still aren't accessible on any Switch games
Don't you faggots hate X/Y anyway so why do you care?
>new gimmick is just megas but with extra steps
Attach item, activate, ???, Profit. How is this different?
>there will be DLC
Cool, it's not 2007 anymore so DLC is just expected.
>Sprigatito's Evo is bipedal
I literally cannot understand why this bothers people.
>the game will be "story based" which means the game will be 90% cutscenes a la Sun & Moon
This isn't a problem. The only thing it needs is the ability to skip them like pushing + twice or some shit. This wasn't even one of the negatives in SuMo to begin with other than them being unskippable.
>The rival is just Hop/Hau but with tits
Tits are good. OP is faggot.