Why is he such the perfect Unovan Pokemon?

>Pre-Evo is better than the starter and second stage starter
>Apex in its ecosystem (Drill King)
>Common as shit
>Great Stat spreads
>135 attack (Higher than Dragonite)
>Evolves early
>Naturally learn EQ, Swords Dance, and Rapid Spin
>Competitively viable right out the wild
>Tyranitar's best friend
>Destroyer of Washing Machines
>Banes of Gengar
>Great abilities
>COOL design
>Amazing Idle animation
>Can curled up into a football

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Stop right there

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>Defeated superior bulky water
>Weakened by muddy water in the rain
>Same bulky water had acid armor up prior
Meds now

Also very good defensive and offensive typing

>shitnova
being a perfect piece of junk is not an accomplishment

>boring ugly design
>soulless rip off of gen 1 pokemon
>obnoxiously overtuned stats/abilities so you have to see this eyesore in many games anyway
wow you're right it is a perfect unovan pokemon

they're so cute together bros

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>soulless rip off of gen 1 pokemon
what
what

Their popularity is nearly the same too. Its destiny

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Made this in like 15 minutes

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>boring ugly design
subjective, and considering it has
>soulless rip off of gen 1 pokemon
the closest counterpart is sandslash and they're different concepts (Scaly/Spiky Pangolin vs Drill Mole with steel parts ) the only thing they have is common is "digging".
>obnoxiously overtuned stats/abilities so you have to see this eyesore in many games anyway
That's an odd way of saying "being given good stats because Game Freak values it enough to let escape outside of GenWun's Shadow"

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We're talking about battle wise here lol

Lmao, nobody tell him.

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We're talking about battle wise you motherfucker

drilling shortstack excadrill

He's off topic we're talking about battle wise

Literally built to fuck rats via barter exchange of consumables for poon

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very nice, saved

One of my faves. Use him in black everytime even though it feels like cheating

This is the most illegible font I've ever seen