Small business ideas for $100k

Besides the classic memes like shrimp farming and power washing what is possible?
I was thinking about creating a chocolatier since plant costs are relatively low and so is the space required to do it.

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i sell authentic oompa loompas to chocolatiers. i'm not one of these imposters who paints some midgets orange. i only sell the genuine article.

it's not easy, they have to be hand raised from birth and trained in the art of chocolates. in the wild they live off wild cocoa beans, like panda bears with their bamboo they live entirely off the cocoa bean.

training them in other industries has been attempted but always fails. they can only work chocolate, due to their natural obsession.

a vending machine

oompas can be trained in language, but they don't really understand what they're saying. they're like parrots. we train them with a few songs for the delight of the customer but these song trained oompas cost extra

Is this high culture in African countries? If so is whitey accepted out there?

they're not like the movies, those were human actors. real oompas are savage hairy little beasts with sharp teeth and a nasty disposition if you let them go hungry, so don't do that.

some worry about the oompas eating their inventory, but that's not really a concern. think about what you paid for those cocoa beans its far less then the wages you'd be paying to a human employee. you'll save so much with oompas, its why all the big players in the industry use them. my biggest customers are cadbury and hersheys who both run massive facilities with thousands of oompas.

they're called sappeurs. basically africans larping. look it up

>retirement home
>crypto gambling website
>electricity/hydraulics systems provider

I don't know where you're at but if you're in a second or third world country you can make a killing with any kind of manual labour outsourcing, especially skilled labour.

only the male oompas are workers, the females can only be trained for sex work. but they will do anything, and i mean anything, for chocolates. whoever feeds them the chocolates they fall in love with, its how pair-bonding works with oompas. it's a shame they're so dumb because they're also the most loyal creatures you'll ever bend over a coffee table.

>sappeurs
I have to say they are pretty based. Way to make good of being born in a 3rd world shithole. It begs the question why are black in the US feral beast and why are these becoming gentlemen?

make a blaxploitation chocolate brand. give it thaat aunt jemima style with a real ol fashund cotten pickin nigger on the packet youknowamsayin

>retirement home
I can't see that being possible with just $100k or at least very risky. Renting a retirement building is going to cost deep into five figures a year, if not more, and every nurse's salary will be similar. If you can't fill up the beds quickly and don't have more investment to absorb those costs it's going to fail, and I don't.
>crypto gambling website
Well beyond my expertise and not something I want to deal with the taxes and regulations surrounding.
>electricity/hydraulics systems provider
Totally outside the scope of what I could do. Seems very specialist. I suppose it's true that just to provide technical expertise you just need to hire technical experts but nobody is going to be sold that by a 26 year old with zero technical expertise.

I'm in the UK but entirely willing (even wanting to) start a business abroad since this ship is sinking.

the males are called oompas and the females are called loompas.

you seem alright op, hit me up in the dms and i'll hook you up with a loan of a dozen oompas, interest free, and even throw in an unbonded loompa just be sure you're the first man to feed her or she won't mount you.

do the chocolate business. nobody likes organic dark chocolate. go the opposite way, put a whole shit load of chemicals in it and make it taste good and addictive.

How the fuck have you managed to stay afloat? I mean, I got beat down repeatedly by LEAs. My trial starts in September. Apparently I’m charged with several crimes, including human trafficking.

26 and from the UK really narrows it down. Manufacturing anything that can't be done by a machine and 1-2 dudes is gonna be very hard.
I don't know anything about chocolates but before my current business I was considering a french fry business. The labour costs are minimal. You basically just throw the potatoes in the washer then the peeler and then the cutter. After that it's packaging and into the freezer. The whole machinery costs less than 20k and the space required is no bigger than a home kitchen. Distribution and transportation will be the bulk of your expenses.

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yeah some cucked western countries in recent years started classifying oompa loompas as "human" just because they're in the homo genus (offshoot of homo floresiensis). the way around it is to pay the oompas minimum wage, but the great thing is they don't understand economics at all, and you just charge them $20 bucks a chocolate bar. it's a legit loophole i've cleared it with my jewish lawyer. as for the loompas its not sexual slavery if you marry them so find a state where polygamy is legal if you're building a loompa harem.

>that can't be done by a machine and 1-2 dudes is gonna be very hard.
Chocolate can, that's a big part of why I'm considering it.
Basically you melt chocolate, half fill a mould, add a filling, top it up, then add/stamp any decorations or coatings. Of course it can be more/less complex but that's most chocolates. It can also be more/less labour intensive depending on your machines but for small scale costs are only in the mid five figures and the labour is essentially unskilled. I think people think it's much more complex than it is: packaging is half the work.
French fries seem much harder to turn a profit on than chocolates - your margins wont be great because cheap fries are widely available already. Nicely packaged chocolates sell at a decent premium and ecommerce seems more viable. I know nothing about the fry industry though.
Any artisan chocolatier isn't going to be able to compete with massive international manufacturers in terms of cheapness which is a big incentive to skew towards quality. I don't know what would be best honestly I'm not above putting caffeine or some other insidious addictive thing in my chocolates if it makes them sell. I'd conjecture that the clientele of a artisan chocolatier are going to be swpl middle class people who largely want fairtrade bs and whatever since poor undiscerning people will just go to Walmart.

What is your business proposition? Don't do anything else is you can't answer that question.

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Did you make chocalte before? The process isnt as simple as it seems, temperatures etc., you definitly need someone with expertise to make good chocalatr that doesnt look like shit

Renting out stuff seems like a good starter, equipment, trailers, anything that is low maintenance but expensive so that people wont buy it for one time use

interesting. what's their average lifespan? and do i need to replace stock regularly or will they repopulate themselves?

hearty kek

do one more step and prefry them using animal fat, and you have a good mine on your hands. All fries nowadays are fried in vegetable oils, which fucks with the taste. Using animal fats and then freeze them to finish at home will give people a taste of their lost childhood.

In my kitchen, yeah.
>The process isnt as simple as it seems, temperatures etc.
It really kinda is. The plant you buy to do it is designed specifically to make chocolate but even in a home kitchen that boils down to what? Actually paying attention and having a thermometer? An induction stove will maintain a constant temperature anyway.
Moreover, so what? Nothing is completely trivial making chocolate isn't some arcane art you can go to a few classes and largely figure it out. That's part of the teething process associated with any business. If you're committing 10+ hours a day to something like this you will figure it out it's just trial and error and research.
I don't think it's possible to simply rent the sort of plant necessary to make chocolate since it's not like people are randomly renting it in the way they do with generators. Either you need it long term or you don't need it whatsoever. Trailers etc would be rented at least to start with yeah ofc.

>Have you made chocolate before
Absolutely not. He is like every other retard who wants to open a coffee shop across from Starbucks. He doesn't know shit about chocolate. He doesn't have a coca hook up. He doesn't know anything about the coca cartel.

thanks user, haven't laughed this hard in a while

>In my kitchen
From pure coca or store bought ingredients? Who is your supplier when you scale? What do you know about the coca cartel? So you have business plan?

Upbringing and social influence play huge parts in developmental stages.
C'mon, this is like a 5th grade question at best.

Pretty sure from
his plan is to just buy premade chocalate and put them into a form with some shut prinkled on top, honestly could work, people dont know or care about good chocolate, they blind tested different chocolate for a tv show on npcs and most of them preferred the cheapest one because thats what they know

>Open coffee shop
>spike all the coffee with cocaine to get people even more addicted
>accept payment via MATIC and ETH
>make nodes
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Anyone work in the music biz? Is starting a label or investing in back catalogues possible?

You are not going to compete with the big boys selling the cheap shit. They have that market locked up.