/smg/ - Stock Market General

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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What does SpaceX go public?

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Futures more like pooptures.

First for SOXL

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>Woah-oh.... amber is the color of my shart and pee...
>Woah-oh... pink wojaks display naturallyyyyy....


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SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

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SOXL sissies and TQQQ trannies stand together and stand proud

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>Futures

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soon siggers
soon

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Any ZOM-bots here? Earnings tomorrow, honestly think this could hit ~.50 pretty easily

How much longer will the kikes keep trying to give NPCs the illusion that the markets are still green? I predict that as soon as midterms are over, the entire economy will plunge into a depression.

it's going to be another utter shit weekend thread, isn't it?

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We prefer to have fun here.

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Got a lil ZOMies bouta do sumthin

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>Does anyone else ever get a little paranoid that maybe someone at your bank is going over your credit card and account transactions, seeing where you shop and what you purchase, and looking for possible patterns? Then, using that information to make judgements about you as a person, and writing them down in a dossier that they send to your friends and family

Happened to me once. When I turned 18 I got a bunch if money. Around 80k or so. Bank teller who was friends with my cousin asked if I was buying prostitues since I had so many purchases of hotel rooms. But really I was just a retard and bought rooms every weekend to see my gf who was about 2 hours away for college.

Probably should have asked to talk to her boss and got her in trouble considering how rude that was. I just said no and shook my head and was kind kf embarrassed and shocked.

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What will the biggest winner be this week? Kind of feel like reddit is going to pump bbby higher. Also feeling kinda boboish and kind of want to pick up some sqqq

Tell me what to buy with $100 of the money i took from crypto liquidity last year.

actually i assume they feed all that data into a massive set of algorithms to predict the future of markets and sell that data to the highest bidders who can use that info to gain an advantage on the market the rest of us don't have access to.

>Bank teller who was friends with my cousin asked if I was buying prostitues since I had so many purchases of hotel rooms.

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ideally never
public companies suck, blackrock and other assholes will just buy up large shares and start making political demands. esg committees take over and then they decide elon is launching too many rockets ie greenhouse gasses or not hiring enough trannies.

>Heh, futes are down a whole heckin 0.20%! Take that, mumu!

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it's over

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So how do i copy the trades of Nancy Pelosi the greatest stock trader of ALL TIME? What are some good defense stocks to buy Lockheed Martin?

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china "pay attention to me, look look i'm acting out, look at me i want attention. respond in the correct way by being afraid so i can gain face for political advantages at home"
yes yes china very good, we're all scared

MMM DERICIOUS TAIWAN, MAYBE I TRY SOME JAPAN TOO VELLY TASTY

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I just need a .7% pullback tomorrow and then I will go back to being a permabull. P-please

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So what's /smg/ doing for dinner. Pic related for me.

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im eating the peanuts out of my shit and washing it down with a dry martini

Good luck, my dude. I only have longs; so I will pray for you avoiding destruction. BTW how much you got riding on it?

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No.
Quick reminder that the Nigger Whipper 9000 requires being fed a high volume of niggers every single day.

how am i supposed to eat that

Do you think markets will be green until Midter election in November?

I just ate some andes chocolate mints. probably gonna call it a night there.

I'm eating paneer tikka masala with some aloo parathas.

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how does a -2.7% day tomorrow sound?

This but unironically. What's overbought must come down Mumu.

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She was just looking at my transaction history.

>TA chads: how would you trade the following chart? how do you avoid getting rekt in sideways markets?

Hilarious because I just bought a couple calls on this and was wondering if I should hold it longer. But looking at this chart I'd be dumping it right now and waiting to get in near the bottom. Probably will hold it the rest of the month at least.

>real talk: why do black people care more about "white supremacy" and "ACAB" than inner city gang violence?

Had a debate on something similar on Facebook a while back. To be perfectly honest, over 90% of blacks do not believe that black on black crime exists. They believe everyone does crimes against the people they live near and that the media is just trying to make them look bad because of racism. Also they believe any crimes they do related to drugs is also racism because white people and the CIA put the drugs there for them to sell.

I could probably link a bunch of the arguments they used but then I would definitely get doxxed by some faggot here. But I unironically argued with nearly a 100 people on a huge Facebook post, after a girl I know whos other friend died from a Chicago driveby, about this because of my weaponized autism. I just can't let people say things that are wrong on the internet and blacks just can't take responsibility so it created a huge loopback feed of ever more and more nigs trying to argue with me and tell me why I'm wrong with me just linking fbi stats constantly.

The more I argued with them the more I grew to hate them.

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Pic related is him. He's the AAPL bear from earlier this week who's betting on Tim Apple getting caught eating ass in the parking lot.

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If 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 or 9, we pump

Yeah I'm thinkin we keep pumpkin cuz I feel like it

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What's the best EU broker right now?
Want to have a reasonably wide offer of assets and top-up/withdraw easily with my Revolut USD account

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First for ZOM

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if 2 we go down -2% today (monday)

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TQQ going to actually help you make it or what? There's like no gains to be had anymore, I'm literally down from where I was a year ago...

Something needs to be done and actually get a profitable market for once!