/Absol/ is a thread for discussing the doom cow sharing images of the doom cow and the desire to cuddle the doom cow
/Absol/ Thread#1 sweets edition
Caleb Martin
Lucas Jones
Chocolate isn't good for dogs.
Evan Baker
she is not a dog, take that back take that back
Jack Carter
Lucario called, they say to shut the fuck up.
Easton Sanchez
do you want her to have a reginal or is she perfect as is?
Lucas Anderson
SAFETY GUIDE FOR HANDING ALL ABSOLS. WARNING:
>the black parts
DO NOT TOUCH THOSE, THEY CONTAIN VERY SHARP IMPLEMENTS WHICH CAN INDUCE PAPER CUTS AND DEATH
>the white parts
YOU MAY TOUCH THESE PARTS, PREFERABLY OFTEN AND WITH A GENTLE OPEN HAND
Michael Smith
She perfect
Kayden Myers
>dont touch the black parts
what did he mean by this?
Easton Scott
i love my cow
John Scott
That they're all point and can kill you I thought I made this clear I mean I wrote up a whole pretend warning poster and everything bro
Levi Martin
forgot pic
Aiden Taylor
just wanted to pull your leg haha
Cooper Morgan
Absol is such a qt
Jaxon Barnes
what are her cutest parts?
Dominic Bell
>no touch the black or else
Complete BS user, I saw a Seviper shove her scythe-tail up a Zangoose's bum to steal all of his cummies with no ill effect - also PKMN being capable of selective hazardousness is canon if you'd recall any scene of Muk hugging Ash/prof.Oak without them dissolving into clothed meat slurry near-instantly, and also there's this egregious thing which was once a severe case of Poke'Dex autism war going for several past years (along with Mew being unable to learn Crabhammer)…
Camden Stewart
What's the deal with those cookies?
Parker Phillips
For me its the forhead gem thing
Kevin Lewis
The fluff!
Nicholas Garcia
Lucario is a dog though…
Kevin Ortiz
they taste very good
Ian Wright
>Seviper shove her scythe-tail up a Zangoose's bum to steal all of his cummies with no ill effect
I keep forgetting that they're in the same egg group.