ITT: Pokémon you wish could talk so you could ask them "Will you marry me?" and live happily ever after

ITT: Pokémon you wish could talk so you could ask them "Will you marry me?" and live happily ever after

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>marriage
>love
You clearly haven't been around a real female yet

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fpbp holy mother of based

None more loyal and true

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Scizor!
Scizor!
Scizor!

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Fug!

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female?

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I would ask my Jolteon to describe what her butt smells like

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then you wouldn't ever have to
>imagine the smell
ever again

>talking
You don't need direct communication when you can perfectly understand each other without a word. I couldn't find any pics I thought were decent for Floatzel and Meowstic wearing a dress.

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I honestly preffer the terms "hoes and tricks" or "BITCHES AND WHORES"

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Ever had a chance to smell industrial grease?
I think this is partialy what it would smell of in adittion to A STENCH OF UNWASHED SHIT-STAINED ANIMAL ASSHOLE !

Indeed, females are only good for a quick pump and dump. Why ruin your life with a marriage?

never noticed Scizor is actually pretty cute?

none, but I'm happy for you

I was just talking about marrying guys actually
also here's the full res of that pic without the cancer

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>STENCH OF UNWASHED SHIT-STAINED ANIMAL ASSHOLE !
hot

my asian wife

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You are the world's most mentally ill man.