ITT: Pokémon you wish could talk so you could ask them "Will you marry me?" and live happily ever after
ITT: Pokémon you wish could talk so you could ask them "Will you marry me?" and live happily ever after
>marriage
>love
You clearly haven't been around a real female yet
fpbp holy mother of based
None more loyal and true
Scizor!
Scizor!
Scizor!
Fug!
female?
I would ask my Jolteon to describe what her butt smells like
then you wouldn't ever have to
>imagine the smell
ever again
>talking
You don't need direct communication when you can perfectly understand each other without a word. I couldn't find any pics I thought were decent for Floatzel and Meowstic wearing a dress.
I honestly preffer the terms "hoes and tricks" or "BITCHES AND WHORES"
Ever had a chance to smell industrial grease?
I think this is partialy what it would smell of in adittion to A STENCH OF UNWASHED SHIT-STAINED ANIMAL ASSHOLE !
Indeed, females are only good for a quick pump and dump. Why ruin your life with a marriage?
never noticed Scizor is actually pretty cute?
none, but I'm happy for you
I was just talking about marrying guys actually
also here's the full res of that pic without the cancer
>STENCH OF UNWASHED SHIT-STAINED ANIMAL ASSHOLE !
hot
my asian wife
You are the world's most mentally ill man.