LAST TIME: >Right as we were about to enter a climactic showdown against Madame X, Melia decides to steal the spotlight >FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK >Remember that Braixen? She evolved after the last of that everstone tonic left her system. >There's also a plan to break Lavender out of the hospital. >During the breakout, Isha reveals that he needs to hijack someone "connected" to keep his memories intact after his death >Me and Lavender are considered "connected" enough for the procedure to work >After seeing everyone finally reunited, Yoda calls us and tells us "go to the obligatory desert area, you must" >We then are forced into a bullshit battle on a bullshit field against Melia because PLOT REASONS, OKAY? >Did I mention that the AI in this game cheats constantly and knows the move you'll pick as soon as you input it? >Erin also reveals the ingame date (November 1st) after 14 chapters of no one knowing WTF the date was.
Whiteout counter: 63 Badges: 14
TALLY OF ATROCITY: Confirmed deaths: 74 (fucked timeline: 7) Acts of torture: 7 (excluding bullshit fights/puzzles: 3) A Pokemon is ordered to attack a trainer directly: 26 Bad guys escape somehow: 4 Good guys escape somehow: 6 Absols: 5 Player-caused Mercy Killings: 2 Attempted Suicides: 3 (1 successful) Times we died: 2 TALLY OF LULZ: Times we woke up in a female character's bed: 2 Times someone asked our character to sleep with her: 6 Times Melia was reminded that she's not the main character: 3 TALLY OF FAIL: Broken maps: 2 Broken mandatory puzzles: 1 Broken cutscenes: 1 Shitty shiny sprites replaced: 4
What the fuck is this garbage? >This is a Pokemon fangame where at least 3 gym battles can be effortlessly beaten by spamming talonflames. >Decisions & catches are made via GETs when people actually give a shit about them.
Reminder: Decisions are made via GETs - singlets only count when I call for specific numbers, dubs override singlets, trips override dubs and can cause thread-long rules, and quads+ override trips and can give permanent rules within reason (no nuzlockes/monotypes)
Also, it should be noted that I'll name things/make teams myself if you guys take extremely long to suggest things. At least one thread died prematurely because of this.
Current GET rules: >Any Pokémon based off of endangered animals (namely ones killed for the black market) are unreleasable to raise awareness of China and their lack of morality. >Unevolved sandshrews are still banned from use, though. >Sylveon must be in the party at all times
