Animals they will never base a Pokemon off of

Animals they will never base a Pokemon off of.

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Hm, I'm aware in real life they're vicious and insanely sexual animals, but most people don't know that about them, so why would it stop them from using them?

I mean there are plenty of cat pokemon, and cats have barbed penises. Unpleasant facts most people don't know about seem to be find.

the lake titicaca water frog aka the scrotum frog

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Since we already have a manta ray Pokemon so why not a spotted eagle ray Pokemon?

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GameFreak and Nintendo ultimately don't want to be responsible for making the Japanese question the ethical nature of consuming dolphins, and they're worried making a dolphin Pokemon could cause a domino effect by featuring a dolphin character the player can get attached to.

gorebyss

Wailmer/Wailord exist and the nips have hunted them to near extinction.

Tapioca Fini

How are those dolphins

That's a swordfish.

"Vampire Fish" could easily be a Pokemon, you spectacular retard.
>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru_(fish)
>"Evidence" is that one (1) retard shoved a fish in his penis because he heard the spooky myths and then 2 INT lied about it
Imagine being so malleably stupid that you just believe a picture with text over it.

It actually happened. The x-rays were shown on a t.v show called river monsters

khezu if he real

This is pretty dumb. Why would it not also do the same with the vagina? In fact it would be even easier to do with the vagina.

it's a feminist fish

Gorebyss is a deep sea chimaera fish. Besides looking exactly like one, why the fuck would a dolphin be the "deep sea scale" counterpart to a pelican eel?

What I don't get is why something like this would be rumored to exist. What benefit does it have to fly up into a penis?

Sensationalism. If it worked by swimming into urethra's, the gender wouldn't matter.

It's a parasitic fish that attaches itself in the gills of fish. They detect ammonia in order to find other fish. Some guy pissed in a river and it followed the ammonia from the guy's piss

You do realize that the whole "candiru fish swim up your pee hole" is a myth right?