Does her spine just split into 3? That's retarded
>dude it's a pokémon game it doesn't have to be logical
oh so if it doesn't have to be logical, why doesn't my Bull pokémon come equipped with Michelin tires and optional heating seats? Retarded design is retarded.
Does her spine just split into 3? That's retarded
Jacob Cruz
Daniel Turner
>her
Oliver Taylor
>Retarded complain
>Female Tauros
Xavier Lopez
Dude it ain't a big deal, it's some extra tails, go outside once a while and this stuff won't bother you anymore
Gavin Gonzalez
yes her, you mong
>but le pokédex says it's male onl-
then how does it reproduce uh? The specie of an egg is determined by the mother. Am I to believe Tauroses as a specie only exist by raping Dittos in the ass?
Easton Gray
>her
Hunter Murphy
I agree, fuck science. If I want my Tauros to be a chick, I'm gonna delude myself into believing she's a she. Don't let these hates get you down, sister.
Elijah Robinson
Nathan Ward
>all tauroses are gay males who make calves by homosex and give birth through their penises
Amazing science you got there
Julian Allen
>Tfw GF missed an opportunity with Miltank/Tauros breeding
Never forget
Aiden Thomas
>1656990152065.jpg
Grayson Diaz
there are no bones in Tauros' tails. Its supposed to be a cat-o-nine-tails/bullwhip
>bull
>her
unchecked autism
Josiah Wright
And how does that work considering miltanks aren't native to Kanto?
Jeremiah Ward
Hell yeah, you get it.
Parker James
I mean if hyenas can do it...
Logan Carter
They meet in the middle specifically to breed, then return to their native habitats until it's time to breed again.
Alexander Hughes
Tauros is native to Johto
>Red/Blue
Safari Zone
>Gold/Silver
Routes 38 & 39 -- same as Miltank
Jaxon Howard
bulls and cows look extremely similar. Cows have horns. The non existence of female tauroses makes no sense.
>there are no bones in the tail
?????
Bentley Green
Back then, GameFreak design was obsessed with giving many monsters with "3" of things, especially three heads. At least Tauros only has three tails.
Aiden Rivera
>cows have horns
cows dont have dicks you sperg. There are no female tauros because pokemon dont fuck
tauros tails are a whip. I doesnt have bones because its not a real animal. Its a fictional monster
Tyler Howard
I wasn't aware of any pokemon documentation stating all tauroses have penises.
>dude the tails aren't actually tails, just turn your brain off
no wonder the games are shit if that's what you're willing to accept
Carson Jones
you also arent aware of any documentation of any pokemon having a dick
>fully activating your almonds over fictional physiology
its not that deep
Wyatt Davis
>Female Tauros
>"I'M RIGHT, THE POKEDEX AND THE POKEMON COMPANY AREN'T"
Ethan Torres
It can be logically inferred that pokemon, given their similarities with real world animal, reproduce like we do. This is sensible. What isn't sensible is a cow like specie without female members
>dude those tails that freely flow in every direction? Whips. Boneless.
please user, stop it.
yes? The pokedex infamously contradicts itself every game, as well as contradicts the logic of the game it's in. Post a ꜱoyjak next time you strawman my post why don't you?
Joseph Butler
>What isn't sensible is a cow like specie without female members
"Am I a joke to you?"