LAST TIME: >We fight the Rift Hippowdon >I manage to get trips when I decide to mention jihadbirds and that's my team for the entire thread again. >We get flashbacks of our former selves (plural) >Right as we enter the pyramid to access the Spring of Rejuvenation, we discover that someone drank all the water. >To fix this, we have to solve a puzzle where the only working solution is to pirate RPG maker XP. >And I can't find what I'm looking for. Fuck it, time to play something else >I then played A Very Serious Pokemon Game because it had a Sandslash as one of the two starters. It was also the only reliable party member. >The night after, Writefag delivers an epilogue for the Victoria's Gift series, and then someone gives a save file created after finishing the broken puzzle. After fighting a trick room team, there's another fucking puzzle that I outsourced to patchanon. >In the meantime, I start a proper Wack LP to kill time. >FUCK CREST TORTERRA AND ITS BULLSHIT ICE + FLYING RESISTANCES >Also, Bladestar is finally gone.
Whiteout counter: 61 Badges: 13
TALLY OF ATROCITY: Confirmed deaths: 73 (fucked timeline: 7) Acts of torture: 6 (excluding bullshit fights/puzzles: 3) A Pokemon is ordered to attack a trainer directly: 26 Bad guys escape somehow: 3 Good guys escape somehow: 6 Absols: 5 Player-caused Mercy Killings: 2 Attempted Suicides: 3 (1 successful) Times we died: 2 TALLY OF LULZ: Times we woke up in a female character's bed: 2 Times someone asked our character to sleep with her: 6 Times Melia was reminded that she's not the main character: 3 TALLY OF FAIL: Broken maps: 2 Broken mandatory puzzles: 1 Broken cutscenes: 1 Shitty shiny sprites replaced: 4
What the fuck is this garbage? >This is a Pokemon fangame where at least 3 gym battles can be effortlessly beaten by spamming talonflames. >Decisions & catches are made via GETs when people actually give a shit about them.
Reminder: Decisions are made via GETs - singlets only count when I call for specific numbers, dubs override singlets, trips override dubs and can cause thread-long rules, and quads+ override trips and can give permanent rules within reason (no nuzlockes/monotypes)
Also, it should be noted that I'll name things/make teams myself if you guys take extremely long to suggest things. At least one thread died prematurely because of this.
Current GET rules: >Any Pokémon based off of endangered animals (namely ones killed for the black market) are unreleasable to raise awareness of China and their lack of morality. >Unevolved sandshrews are still banned from use, though. >Sylveon must be in the party at all times
>65. First Law of Travel >Anything can become a vehicle -- castles, cities, military academies, you name it -- so do not be alarmed when the stones of the ancient fortress you are visiting shake underfoot and the whole thing lifts off into the sky. As a corollary, anything is capable of flight if it would be cool, aeronautics or even basic physics be damned.
>the entire swordfight is offscreen >Melia barges in with an aura sphere since she apparently can summon those without a pokemon now youtube.com/watch?v=AMTE8qnJ7h8
