>only main character dad in all of Pokemon
>spends all his time "working late at the gym"
>is in walking distance of Roxanne's gym
post yfw Norman is fucking Roxanne on the side
Only main character dad in all of Pokemon
Robert Ward
Angel Thompson
This is your brain on NTR porn
Adam Clark
Norman has good taste, especially if it's ORAS
Dominic Morgan
Cope. He gets fucked by Slaking every second night.
Michael Flores
>Walking distance
>Takes literal days to go from Petalburg to Rustboro
????
Juan Perry
I've never played the games, but are you sure it's normal walking distance? Because realistically, those little game maps could be massive, and a walk from point A to B would takes hours if not days IRL.
Joseph Nguyen
>"I walk the 30 minutes from home to here every day." -Norman, Pokemon Emerald
It only takes him 30 minutes to walk from Littleroot to Petalburg, so getting to Rustboro or whatever the fuck Roxanne's city is called would be no issue either
Justin Torres
That's Littleroot to Petalburg, not Petalburg to Rustboro. Go look at the actual map and not the game version, the distance disparity is massive on top of needing to traverse a huge fucking forest.
Jacob Jackson
>huge fucking forest
I wouldn't call it huge, lol. Petalburg forest is tinier than Eterna or Pinwheel. It's barely larger than Viridian/Santalune and around the same size as Ilex Forest.
Christopher Morales
Viridian Forest takes 2 days to cross on foot and is smaller than Petalburg Woods. Just to give your autism some perspective.
Leo Brown
I never got why he didn't just move you and your mom into the same city where he's gonna be working
What are they divorced?
Oliver Wright
Hoenn mommy doesn’t like city life.
Xavier Baker
It's not that uncommon to have a job that requires a commute to another town, especially in Japan, user.
Charles Turner
yeah but it's pretty damn far away
Nathaniel Morales
It's 30 minutes away on foot
Josiah Anderson
It's half an hour away, user. They directly state that.
Henry Ross
>walking distance
There's an entire beach, forest and river between them.
Michael Cooper
Where
Juan Campbell
Only found it in the German Pokemon fanwebsite.
Lincoln Cooper
I’d call Roxanne mommy
Kevin Sanders
Isn’t kind of weird that Norman will either have a Daughter named May or a Son name Brendan? His child that wasn’t born in the universe is also then identical to someone else’s child.
Kind of weird when you think about it.
Anthony Williams
It's as if... Norman is the father of both at the same time. Meaning Prof Birch is NOT the father.