Post Irl stories relating to Pokèmon

Did i fail as a brother?
>I have a little sister
>She likes to play videogames.
>The games she likes to play are.
>Mario Kart.
>Hollow Knight.
>Super Smash bros.
> Almost Any Kirby game.
>And of course Some Pokèmon games Like Platnum and Oras.
>Her favourite Pokèmon is,
>Mudkip
>Mew
>Azumarill
>And here is the part where i felt like i failed.
>Her number one favourite Pokèmon is Gardevoir.
>Its because It reminds her of her other favourite Video game charaters like Rosalina.

>And the fact she knows I dislike the Pokèmon because I called It " My sleep paralysis Demon ".

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She needs rape correction

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Correction needed

Sex your sister

Have you told your parents?

>Yes
>You should 100% have Unconsentual Intercourse with your Underage sister.
>After all Age is a number
>And prison is a place.

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I'm an adult. Even if I told my father or mother.
They would say.
" You are just being very Judgemental "
Or
" You are being extraordinarily Paronoid as usual. "
And how they would think that I am going Into a mental Downward spiral over that People Online think about a Green alien woman from a video game.

Bump.

One time i git in a fist fight caus esome said pogemon is gay so i punched them in the face. I got suspended for a day. Isnt it weird how schools reward children for bad behavoir?

kek

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>he doesn't personally inspect his loli sisters cunny with his chode
NGMI

>Heh Didnt Inspect His Kitten's Cunny.
>NGMI

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Only 1 meme arrow so thats you look

Bruh who says you make up the rules?

>O-Only 1 Meme arrow, So thats how you L-look!

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>23
>friend from high school (also 23) died suddenly in January
>be me a couple weeks ago
>going through my Pokemon in USUM to see if it's worth transferring anything
>spotted an eevee and fennekin I didn't recognize
>both had my friend as the OT
>remember when I traded her some of my breedjects just a few months before she died
>both eevee and fennekin have great IVs and hidden ability
I'll never stop using them. I'm blessed to have had such a great friend.

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>Op here

Good on you user.
I feel sorry for your friend's passing.

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I know this is some unfunny Any Forums meme at this point, but genuinely what the fuck user?

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whats wrong with having gardevoir as your favorite pokemon

Gardevoir is the most lewded Pokèmon overall
In most websites.
With only furries like lucario and lopunny coming close.
Gardefags are one of the most obnoxious Pokèmon " fans out there " Only being beaten out slightly by furfags and Loli/shotafags

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>Update
>Gardefags are one of the most obnoxious Pokèmon " fans " Only being beaten out " slightly " by furfags and Loli/shotafags

Fuck.
Talking about these subhumans is making me lose braincells.