This is how Gamefreak sees you

This is how Gamefreak sees you

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Accurate except I don't wear glasses

this is how i see me

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>not balding
>healthy weight
>six (6) pokemon
he mogs me

You are a World of Gumball NPC character?

>healthy weight
Do Americans really?

This is how Gamefreak sees you

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Cute blue skinned white fluff that that shoot lightning?

He's cute so this is a win for me

I fucking wish.
The games would be an Eden of Waifus and waifumon.
The MCs would only ever be female and customization would be massively more expansive.
It would be paradise.

Disgusting
>mc all female
And a tranny

I don’t want to be the girl MC I want to fuck the girl MC and now in an era of customization, I’ll never have any reason to choose the male ever again.

>wonder what the female equivalent is and briefly scroll through Trainer classes
>the only relatively chubby female NPC trainers are BW/B2W2 Bakers and maybe SwSh female Breeders

I never realized fat girls were such a rarity in Pokemon. Sorry to all the horny chubby chasers, you guys got it rough.

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Also these ladies

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That's a fat Japanese man. The fattest Japanese person is at a healthier weight than the average American.

American version of "healthy" is "so-fat-gonna-have-heart-attack-at-any-moment".

This guy knows what’s up. Imagine running around pretending to be a young twink when you can instead lust after an idealized female form in its prime, guilt-free.

I'm not that hot, sadly

I'm like the middle stage evolution of these

Why does Japan still wear arm-bands? Is there any other country that regularly does this?