User THOSE WERE MY POPTARTS!

>user THOSE WERE MY POPTARTS!

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>rape

if you're so hungry you can eat my pussy

I don't eat breakfast couldn't of been me.

Not anymore bitch

you likely have a rotten pussy, whore

Would you, Any Forums?

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I'm gonna pop your tart right now, wiggly-gurl ;)

Totally. In fact, now I'm going to buy a pack as a way to apologize to poor Wigglytuff.

>oran berries
>blue
What were they thinking?

well they weren't called "orange berries", user.

Sorry Wigglytuff, I didn't know...I bought us some more if that makes it up to you.

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Being not american, I will never understand the appeal on these things.

My Walmart started carrying Raspberry Poptarts for the first time last week. Holy FUCK are they good, just like raspberry jelly filled doughnuts, only in cheap Poptart form.

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>sweet
>pre-cooked
>can be eaten hot, cold, raw
>individually wrapped
>nostalgia
They're awful nutritionally but pastry is pastry

if i want a pastry i eat some from the local bread store, they are fresh
I see these things in the mall and they cost far too much compared to local stuff

>local bread store
>america
Try again

>local bread store
Those don't exist here

Yeah you have to go to some mall i assume

what the fuck are you talking about

Isn't like that in america?

I don't think you know what a mall is.

No, malls have the most pre-made garbage of all. You'd have better luck getting a decent baked tart at Walmart than at a mall.